Glinner: Arty Morty and the Glinfinite Transness: The Hateful 8th

[bgmnts]

Is there any open forum he is on now where we can wind him up en masse? I hate the idea this bigoted gobshite is not being trolled to fuck.

[Jumblegraws]

He's still wanging on about this Katie Herzog character and whining that she has been criticising him despite her asserting that she's never read the SGB. Has he forgotten he wasn't always on Substack? Cos I don't think she's dissed him for anything she couldn't have picked up on from his flapping around on other platforms.

[damien]

You can still peck his head on his Facebook page, I note that his Jordan Peterson link was too much for many there.

[stonkers]

Is there any open forum he is on now where we can wind him up en masse? I hate the idea this bigoted gobshite is not being trolled to fuck.

Most of the replies to his Instagrams are people ripping the piss, probably why he doesn't use it much.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I wonder if any of the reality TV vulture cunts are looking at him and rubbing their hands thinking of viewers watching him melt down in big brother or whatever or if he's genuinely too far gone to put on TV even as a heel on one of those shitshows. Because you absolutely know he'd do it just so he could spraff on about his hing constantly.

He'd fail the psych test now though. Maybe back in the 'wild west' reality TV days before it was 'discovered' that oh fuck, putting vulnerable people under huge pressure might not be the greatest thing.

[stonkers]

I'm very out of the loop with reality TV but yeah he's surely way too much of a liability for that. You'd be safer sticking Milo Yiannapolous in the Big Brother house.

[wrec]

The inability to converse about anything other than What's Going On would render him useless as entertainment even if he coild be wrenched away from the computer. Too one-note to even be the token fash on Question Time, and there'd be health and safety concerns with the leg.

[JamesTC]

He was on Newsnight after he'd already done most of his shitty stuff.

[Cold Meat Platter]

They wouldn't have him on Question Time because he's a monomaniac with nothing to say about anything else, I hope. Would be amusing seeing him trying to drag every question down to his bigoted shit but the way the BBC stuff the audience with cunts he might get the reaction he wants.

[idunnosomename]

when he was on newsnight beginning of 2020 he was at still a little bit connected, with a twitter account, and a wife. now he's just a washed-up mad cunt. he will never work in media again.

[JamesTC]

Genuinely would go and see a You've Turned Off Replies: The Musical when the theatres open up.

[DrGreggles]

Genuinely would go and see a You've Turned Off Replies: The Musical when the theatres open up.

More chance of that than Pope Ted...

[tomasrojo]

Very early journalism from GL. Not long out of school, I guess.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DoubleZCreative/status/1380060219665965057

[St_Eddie]

In the interests of a quiet life

[St_Eddie]

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[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

nvm this post is about Zig and Zag now

make up a joke about Glinner and arguing with muppets or something

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

in the interest of a quiet life

w

[chveik]

typical garfielding behaviour from the woke left

[Sonny_Jim]

He's still wanging on about this Katie Herzog character and whining that she has been criticising him despite her asserting that she's never read the SGB.

I guess I read Glinner tripe too much, but Katies (indirect ) responses to him seemed almost normal.  Well, normal for a TERF, anyway.  I get the feeling he's bipolar.  One minute he's all 'Hey Katie, be my fwiend uwu', then it's 'FUCK OFF KATIE YOU FUCKING TRAITOR'.

nvm this post is about Zig and Zag now

They all love me
They all love me
Dem TERFs, Dem TERFs they all love me.


He'll never be on Big Brother.  He's not famous enough and as others have pointed out, without access to the Internet he'd lose his fucking mind.  Imagine that for 24 hours a day.  Actually, maybe he does fulfill the criteria for appearing on BB.

Oh and has anyone got any suggestion for a Glinner bingo card.  So far I've got:

Trans == Paedos
Pubety Blockers/Gay Kids
Deliberately misrepresents something to make a Trans look bad
Threatens to sue someone for libel
Does a shit meme
Bizarre dig at Eddie Izzard
Bizarre dig at Ron Jonson

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[frajer]

"Thanks to Moley" - everybody drinks

[phes]

They've turned off replies. Go immediately to substack. Do not pass home, do not collect any wages

[Sonny_Jim]

Glinner - The text based adventure game

You are in your sordid grief hole.  In front of you is a battered Macbook surrounded by forgotten cups of coffee and empty bowls of carbonara.  To the EAST is your racecar bed, to the WEST is the front door.
You currently have 0 twitter followers and 200 substack subscribers.

> Post on blog
What would you like to post about?

>Eddie Izzard
You post some rambling shite about Eddie Izzard.  Someone in the comments compares it to sharia law.
You currently have 0 twitter followers and 201 substack subscribers

>read twitter
You open twitter on your burner phone and spend 20 minutes getting all foamy about doing a big journalism

>go outside
You go to stand up, but then you get a Google news alert for 'trans crime' and inevitably spend 2 hours 'researching' trans-porn.

>go outside
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, perhaps you need to go EAST to your racecar bed.  It's 4AM in the morning

>post on blog
What would you like to post about?

>Men in dresses
You post on substack about a picture you found after spending the last 2 hours looking at trans porn.  Your commentors are happily disgusted and comment about how being trans is a sexual fetish.
You currently have 0 twitter followers and 210 substack subscribers

>write musical
You try to hum a few bars, but nothing comes to mind.  Suddenly, you see a post on Twitter but the inability to reply gives you inspiration.  You spend the next 15 minutes furiously scribbling down 'hilarious' lyrics.  You are ready to deliver your magnum opus.

>sing song
Ooooooh, you've turned off replies, you've turned off replies......

>shut UP!  Fuck OFF!
You are dead (to anyone that matters).  Your score was 0 twitter followers and 210 substack subscribers.

Would you like to play again Y/N?

[buttgammon]

Community Chest (with healthy young breast tissue that must be protected at all costs)

You finished second in a beauty pageant. The winner might be trans; claim the moral high ground and send all the other players to jail for refusing to listen to you bang on about it forever.

[JaDanketies]

You are a lesbian. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

[Jumblegraws]

he's currently stanning some genuinely horrible person (who seems quite similar to his idol Magdalene Berns in mannerisms) as the "punk cavalry" against the "gender hippies".

I checked out this punk cavalry and rolled my eyes. No different to those guitar-strumming transphobes on Youtube. Then I saw that Glinner made a new post beseeching everyone to download the video before she gets booted off of Twitter and thought "there's an idea" and reported her like the stool pigeon I am.

[frajer]

"Moley" has created another wickedly savage satirical meme for you to deploy. What would you like to do?

> Wow, it must be Friyay!

I do not understand that command.




> Deploy meme.

[jobotic]

Just read the lyrics. Fucking rubbish. Turned off replies tier.

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#We didn't start the fire#

[phantom_power]

re: pressuring gay kids - It definitely happens - there are people who detransition and they regret being convinced that they were ever trans in the first place, and there has to be some sort of "pressure" accountable, either from peers, parents or professionals. But the important thing is that these are a tiny percentage of people who transition, and make up 0% of truly trans people.

I don't think there necessarily has to be "pressure" for people to think they are trans when they might not be. Being a teenager is a very confusing time and maybe sometimes kids just get an idea in their head that is wrong.

But as you say, this makes up such a small percentage that it shouldn't be used as an argument against trans rights in any way, shape or form