Author Topic: You know who I fancy? (Who isn't just some random woman who will feel stalked?)  (Read 4641 times)

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I actually don't fancy anyone because I strongly disagree with that kind of thing.

[Thread rules: don't be massive creeps and stop posting random women from Twitter etc

Edited - BAdamin]
« Last Edit: March 16, 2021, 01:41:44 PM by Barry Admin »

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Re: You know who I fancy? (PHWOARR)
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2021, 10:02:24 AM »
Can you guys not be massive creeps and quit posting random women from Twitter etc?

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I like Nikki Fox from watchdog


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She was good when she played guitar for The Fall.

I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit it, but I rather have a thing for Queen Victoria, always have.

I mean, look at that! You can almost see a flash of her ankles, the little tease!


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They're all anointed by the time I'm finished with them.

Is it ok if the person I fancy is dead?

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They're all not amused by the time I'm finished with 'em.

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I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit it, but I rather have a thing for Queen Victoria, always have.

Funny you should mention that - I was looking at some colourised photos of London at the turn of the 20th Century earlier, and couldn't help but notice this little minx in the background (I've circled her in red):



phwooaaaaar
cor, i'd give her one
don't know about you lads but i'd be in there
phwuuuuoooooaaaaaaar
i'd like to get a bit of that
(waggling tongue, making obscene noise, shaking head rapidly as if stuffing face into imaginary tits)
dont know about you lads but i'd SORT HER OUT
wuoooorrrgh
know what i mean lads?



At least, I think that's a woman in the picture. Hard to tell. Either way, PHWOAAAAAR



Phoebe Bridgers.

is it a coincidence that so many successful female musicians are attractive (and male musicians too for that matter)? Like there's no doubt that Christina Aguilera has a good voice and a lot of innate musical talent, but would she have made it if she didn't look like that?



Lemming playing fast and loose with the new rules there

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Problem is, to refute that theory you’d have to name the successful ones who aren’t attractive. It’s a trap!

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Funny you should mention that - I was looking at some colourised photos of London at the turn of the 20th Century earlier, and couldn't help but notice this little minx in the background (I've circled her in red):



phwooaaaaar
cor, i'd give her one
don't know about you lads but i'd be in there
phwuuuuoooooaaaaaaar
i'd like to get a bit of that
(waggling tongue, making obscene noise, shaking head rapidly as if stuffing face into imaginary tits)
dont know about you lads but i'd SORT HER OUT
wuoooorrrgh
know what i mean lads?



At least, I think that's a woman in the picture. Hard to tell. Either way, PHWOAAAAAR

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is it a coincidence that so many successful female musicians are attractive (and male musicians too for that matter)? Like there's no doubt that Christina Aguilera has a good voice and a lot of innate musical talent, but would she have made it if she didn't look like that?


Pop musicians, not a surprise at all. It's a visual medium as much as anything these days, and has always been partly about pin-up potential. I think it matters less for male musicians though, I mean Lewis Capaldi and Ed Sheeran are arguably the two biggest male pop stars in the world. And the biggest rock bands aren't exactly filled with Leonardo Dicaprio lookalikes.

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Rachel Khoo, tv chef is very beautiful, though the fake world of domestic bliss built around her gives the programmes a sort of fantastical quality. Sterile pastel colours, over-contrasted primaries, spotless aprons, impossibly perfect cakes. Be great if there were segments where she hawked up phlegm into a sink and stubbed her toe on a table leg and stuff like us mortals.

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The girl from the ‘Unimpressed-looking girl in club with bloke shouting in her ear’ meme that I’ve been seeing on Twitter all day. If you’ve seen it you’ll know the one I mean - not sure if memes meet the eligibility criteria so I won’t post the picture.

Along the same lines, the "bro explaining" meme.


Always thought Rachel Khoo, Alexa Chung and Daisy Lowe looked vaguely similar. In a nice way.

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What's more, they all vaguely look like my sister, and so I'd like to add the rule that they no longer be mentioned in my thread, thank-you very much.

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I feel that way about Michelle Ryan.

What's more, they all vaguely look like my sister, and so I'd like to add the rule that they no longer be mentioned in my thread, thank-you very much.

Jpegz Plz.

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Listening to music on youtube earlier, in the suggestions side list was 'Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves' a Cher song that used to get played a lot years ago in a local pub (that's now gone) when I was a teenager, the old juke box that was playing it was full of that type of stuff. Forgot just how much Cher could mesmerise me with her voice and looks.


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Yaaaaaaay! #JeSuisPervy

Got a friend who really fancies Idris Elba. I didn't really get it as I've always found him a bit too bulked-up, a bit hulking. I was wrong- in motion he's so damn graceful. It's that Sean Connery Walk Like A Panther thing. Also that Daniel Craig thing where he looks much better in motion than in stills. Would be a good Bond then, I guess!

Idris in motion:


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Yaaaaaaay! #JeSuisPervy

Got a friend who really fancies Idris Elba. I didn't really get it as I've always found him a bit too bulked-up, a bit hulking. I was wrong- in motion he's so damn graceful. It's that Sean Connery Walk Like A Panther thing. Also that Daniel Craig thing where he looks much better in motion than in stills. Would be a good Bond then, I guess!

Idris in motion:


I think I would love a good cuddle from Idris, much in the same way that Jeremy wants a cuddle from Big Suze's "hunk of monk".

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Her croque madame's looked scrumptious but that could be cause I'm a sucker for cheese and bacon.

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Her croque madame's looked scrumptious

Oh Jesus, you can't say that kind of stuff in this thread anymore

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I think I would love a good cuddle from Idris, much in the same way that Jeremy wants a cuddle from Big Suze's "hunk of monk".

I think they should make him the next Bond, would give that franchise a shot in the arm for sure. Talking of bond films I had forgot that Michelle Yeoh was in Tomorrow Never Dies. I'm a bit like BlueJam with Idris, pictures of her don't seem to do much for me but when she is on screen I don't look anywhere else, she really captivates me, she seems to have this strong yet graceful way of carrying herself on screen.





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Oh Jesus, you can't say that kind of stuff in this thread anymore

But they are....



Bloody health and safety lot etc.

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This lad for doing a double-binner.

Idris in motion:

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"

Speaking of dancing actors, Sam Rockwell rocks well.


I learned to dance by copying him and it certainly tended to draw admiration from onlookers - unfortunately, I had to get pissed as a newt to dance in public, so I was in no fit state to do anything about it.

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This lad for doing a double-binner.

Am I going to have to look this up on Urban Dictionary

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