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You know who I fancy? (Who isn't just some random woman who will feel stalked?)

Started by Retinend, March 16, 2021, 09:59:08 AM

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Spiteface


Blue Jam

Love the shoes, good hair too!

On the subject of style, Him Who Plays Saul Goodman has been going all GQ Man again:

https://therake.com/stories/nobody-does-it-better/



...and a bit Jackie Treehorn:




Blue Jam

...and let's have a bit of Him Who Plays Nacho Varga, also enjoying a coffee:





Damn, I miss All Surrogate's posts.

All Surrogate

I don't about 'fancy' exactly, but Sebastian Murphy of Viagra Boys looks a lot better when not wearing sunglasses:



He still looks like a failing speed dealer with incipient ascites though.

Blue Jam

Hiding a pair of lovely big dark eyes? ;)

On that subject... Mr Jam. Nine years today. Happy anniversary darling xxx

All Surrogate

Quote from: Blue Jam on May 05, 2021, 12:07:15 AM
Hiding a pair of lovely big dark eyes? ;)

I'm not sure, to be honest.

Quote from: Blue Jam on May 05, 2021, 12:07:15 AMOn that subject... Mr Jam. Nine years today. Happy anniversary darling xxx

Congratulations!


Blue Jam



Retinend

https://youtu.be/J2PAH5aSxsM

Woman who heroically saved her twin from being mauled by a crocodile.

https://youtu.be/u38OwJOhM2o

The attractive crocodile-punching woman vs Phillip Schofield (actually they only talk)

Blue Jam

Think that one might break the new rules, Retinend! Croc-puncher never asked to be a hero...

Anyway, Welsh model Gwilym C Pugh:



Must be part-Viking, or at least have good genes, right? Right?

Er...



https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/welshman-who-went-overweight-businessman-14232787

Wow. This is like seeing George Clooney's yearbook photo for the first time. There's hope for all of us. Just grow a beard.

(seriously, fair fucking play to him)

Blue Jam

...and in the interests of equal-opportunities perving, saw this advert and thought of all the Dua Lipa-likers on here. Ms Lipa with a good-looking bird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XNLob4LmUA

buttgammon

The guy gives hope to all of us Welsh blokes. People have said "you don't look Welsh" to me before and I think it's meant to be a compliment, albeit one that's very unfair to the country as a whole.

Quote from: Blue Jam on June 15, 2021, 02:22:14 PM
...and in the interests of equal-opportunities perving, saw this advert and thought of all the Dua Lipa-likers on here. Ms Lipa with a good-looking bird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XNLob4LmUA

Ooh, thank you (is this going to turn the thread into another discussion about Albanian nationalism?)

Blue Jam

Quote from: buttgammon on June 15, 2021, 02:46:18 PM
The guy gives hope to all of us Welsh blokes. People have said "you don't look Welsh" to me before and I think it's meant to be a compliment, albeit one that's very unfair to the country as a whole.

I get told I look Irish a lot but I've never been told I look Welsh. My voice has mysteriously started sounding more Welsh since I moved to Scotland though. Maybe it's a subconscious attempt to stop the locals assuming I'm English.

Had one person mistake my accent for Irish once which really was mad...

Quote from: buttgammon on June 15, 2021, 02:46:18 PM
Ooh, thank you (is this going to turn the thread into another discussion about Albanian nationalism?)

It's made me a bit sad to learn that http://eroticfalconry.com/ is dead :(

JaDanketies

Quote from: Blue Jam on June 15, 2021, 02:22:14 PM
...and in the interests of equal-opportunities perving, saw this advert and thought of all the Dua Lipa-likers on here. Ms Lipa with a good-looking bird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XNLob4LmUA

I'm gonna see Dua Lipa later this year. Will be the poppiest gig I've ever gone to. I like her tunes and I think this is probably a great opportunity to see a pop-star while she's up-and-coming and the tickets aren't eyewateringly expensive. £40-something quid.

I was going to see Billie Eilish over 2020 but COVID happened; her tickets were £40-something too and now she's touring again and they're over £100. Dua Lipa will be a test to see whether I ought to sell my Billie Eilish ticket and go see some hipster band that's more appropriate for a man of my age. I guess the acid test is I get called a pedo more than five times at Dua Lipa.

Blue Jam

Feel like posting a little something for everyone today. Bit o' Wryan Wreynolds, plus a little bonus for Lisa JAMC:



I enjoyed Deadpool, could be tempted to go and watch Free Guy if it's half as daft as that.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Hee! Only yesterday I put up a trailer for Free Guy on me Facebook page, in which Her Who Plays Milly ( In The Film) speaks directly to the camera about her character. There are remnants of her natural Scouse accent, but she also says things like " badass" ( not even " badarse", which I admit wouldn't sound right). Why not just say something like " She's well 'ard, like" in her natural lovely Liverpool tones?
Speaking of HWPV and her accent, I remember looking at a trailer for " Free Guy", in which HWPV appears to be speaking in that Posho Southern English accent she likes using ( you can tell). Fair enough. When I had a look at a more recent trailer a few days ago, the very same character appeared to be speaking in a bland, generic U.S of States accent. " What's all that about?" I thought to myself as I hoisted my trousers back up.

Also, here's a video in which HWPV is interviewed at the recent BAFTA awards. We, the priveliged viewer get to see a grand old bit of  HWPV making a face ( and gesticulation) at about 0:31 seconds in, but what the devil is happening to her accent? One is inclined to let her off because She's fit as fuck, due to her clearly being a bit tipsy in this clip, I suppose.
https://youtu.be/hGJ7OQFCwEE

We need a HWPV Forum.

All Surrogate


Blue Jam

Ohhhhh myyyyyyyy...

Mr Jam had a birthday recently and in honour of this I set up a little pub in the flat, complete with one of those 70's-style Big D peanut cards. Obviously you can't buy them anymore because they are so revoltingly sexist, so I had to make my own with Inkscape and a stapler. Pretty proud of this, apologies if the image behind the nuts is a little bit too erotic for this thread:


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Does he have his willy out behind the peanuts?

Those flavours are all kinds of wrong. Cocoa Caramel? On a peanut?

Blue Jam

Ding AKA Big D doesn't need to get his willy out. He radiates pure eroticism from every pore. Honestly, it should just be illegal for him to walk around Sheffield without a bag over his head.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

He could have jammed a pie on the end of it, or maybe encased it in a sausage roll.

Blue Jam



Lisa Jesusandmarychain

That's a guy, dude ( more specifically, a slightly airbrushed Keir Starmer). Oooh, It's a good job that Graham Linehan feller Didn't read that post of yours, he'd be having words with you.

Blue Jam

Just realised this thread needs a bit of Peter Capaldi:



Here he is looking all young and cool, although I am beginning to sense that I like 'em grey-haired and gravel-voiced and twinkly. Aaarggh.


Blue Jam


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Blue Jam on September 23, 2021, 01:16:08 PM
Just realised this thread needs a bit of Peter Capaldi:



Here he is looking all young and cool, although I am beginning to sense that I like 'em grey-haired and gravel-voiced and twinkly. Aaarggh.

Bah. I've still got a fair bit of the ol black in me hair, and my voice is a synthesis of Emlyn Hughes and Joe Pasquale. I can still twinkle a bit on occasion though.
Have to say, the young Peter Capaldi was quite a handsome devil. From looking a veritable * adolescent* in the film " Local Hero", to his grown -into  good looks in the telly adaptation of " The Crow Road". You can see the nascent Malcolm Tucker in that History Prof he played in that episode of " Peep Show", can't you?