Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Sellotape a bunch of penguins to the bottom of a Dyson hoover and fill your bath with tea. Get in the bath so that your lower lip is below the surface and your upper lip is above it. Put the row of penguin bars parallel to your lips and turn on the Dyson, then start sucking the sides of the penguin bars.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Penguin condoms?

[steve98]

Sellotape a bunch of penguins to the bottom of a Dyson hoover and fill your bath with tea. Get in the bath so that your lower lip is below the surface and your upper lip is above it. Put the row of penguin bars parallel to your lips and turn on the Dyson, then start sucking the sides of the penguin bars.

I'm afraid I stopped when I read the words "Dyson hoover". Anyone who uses the word "Hoover" when they should be using the words vacuum cleaner has no business offering suction advice to anyone.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Dyson air-based shite inhalation product.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Don't google Dyson Hoover, btw. That's your dads secret pseudonym for the videos he makes. 

[steve98]

That's as maybe, but at least there's no videos of him in a bath of tea sucking-off Penguins (Like there (probably) is of your Mum.)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

That's not my mum, that's me (she was filming it)

[steve98]

Yeah, well let's hope no-one reports her to Child-line (FREE-PHONE 0800 1111)

[seepage]

The Victorians were dead against dunking even a plain digestive, God knows what they'd have made of all this.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

So scandalous the idea of chocolate coating was that they used to make little skirts for your wrists to eat biscuits with

[Chedney Honks]

had a bounty soft bake cookie 2nite.

Ver avg confection imo, not enuff choc and coconot. Just tasted like biscuit but not properly cooked.