Author Topic: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?  (Read 10613 times)

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #300 on: June 09, 2021, 04:59:33 PM »
Sellotape a bunch of penguins to the bottom of a Dyson hoover and fill your bath with tea. Get in the bath so that your lower lip is below the surface and your upper lip is above it. Put the row of penguin bars parallel to your lips and turn on the Dyson, then start sucking the sides of the penguin bars.



Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #301 on: June 09, 2021, 05:11:48 PM »
Penguin condoms?

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #302 on: June 09, 2021, 05:24:08 PM »
Sellotape a bunch of penguins to the bottom of a Dyson hoover and fill your bath with tea. Get in the bath so that your lower lip is below the surface and your upper lip is above it. Put the row of penguin bars parallel to your lips and turn on the Dyson, then start sucking the sides of the penguin bars.




I'm afraid I stopped when I read the words "Dyson hoover". Anyone who uses the word "Hoover" when they should be using the words vacuum cleaner has no business offering suction advice to anyone.

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #303 on: June 09, 2021, 05:36:37 PM »
Dyson air-based shite inhalation product.

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #304 on: June 09, 2021, 05:39:45 PM »
Don't google Dyson Hoover, btw. That's your dads secret pseudonym for the videos he makes. 

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #305 on: June 09, 2021, 06:05:48 PM »
That's as maybe, but at least there's no videos of him in a bath of tea sucking-off Penguins (Like there (probably) is of your Mum.)

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #306 on: June 09, 2021, 06:06:38 PM »
That's not my mum, that's me (she was filming it)

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #307 on: June 09, 2021, 06:15:20 PM »
Yeah, well let's hope no-one reports her to Child-line (FREE-PHONE 0800 1111)

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Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #308 on: June 09, 2021, 06:46:02 PM »
The Victorians were dead against dunking even a plain digestive, God knows what they'd have made of all this.

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #309 on: June 09, 2021, 08:52:37 PM »
So scandalous the idea of chocolate coating was that they used to make little skirts for your wrists to eat biscuits with

Re: Is the McVities Gold bar a minor confection?
« Reply #310 on: June 09, 2021, 08:58:55 PM »
had a bounty soft bake cookie 2nite.

Ver avg confection imo, not enuff choc and coconot. Just tasted like biscuit but not properly cooked.

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