Bath won’t fill up

[Twit 2]

Been sitting in it for a while. Taps are on, plug is in. Fuck's going on then?

[Fr.Bigley]

Dead cunt in yer pipes.

[imitationleather]

Chucking a toaster in there usually helps.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Everyone's protesting in Bristol instead.

[Twit 2]

I must stress this is not HS Art whimsy; it is very much a real situation I'm in. I'm posting this in the bath.

[shiftwork2]

Thirsty ghost.

[Sebastian Cobb]

All the water's stuck in Calais because of brexit.

[Buelligan]

Ask Archimedes to pop round and join you.

[Butchers Blind]

I must stress this is not HS Art whimsy; it is very much a real situation I'm in. I'm posting this in the bath.

Don't post pics.

[Fr.Bigley]

If it won't fill then it's emptying from summat. Have you tried farting?

[idunnosomename]

It's protecting your internet device

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is there a hole elsewhere in the bath?

[Cuellar]

Is the water going into the bath then into your mouth?

Could be going into your mouth.

[idunnosomename]

There should be a big on top so you can get in it.

[Twit 2]

Still stuck with this.

Is there a hole elsewhere in the bath?

I suppose it could be in the plug. Should I look?

[El Unicornio, mang]

I must stress this is not HS Art whimsy; it is very much a real situation I'm in. I'm posting this in the bath.

You get in the bath before filling it?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Still stuck with this.

I suppose it could be in the plug. Should I look?

Might be worth it if the bath is still not filling up.

How high is the overflow?

[idunnosomename]

Have you tried stuffing the bath tub right up your fucking arse?

[The Dog]

Are you sitting in the right bath?

[Alberon]

Have you completely filled the bath with yourself and the water is just running off onto the floor?

[Dex Sawash]

Have you re-caulked between the planks?

[Captain Z]

I usually go taps aff in the bath. Maybe it's soaking up all the water.

[Goldentony]

why are you getting a bath whos coming round you dirty bastard

[wosl]

Get Bob Dylan in to have a little look at it.

[seepage]

If you can remember your lines, you now 'phone the "plumber" who will come 'round and fill you up. Make sure the camera is still recording.

err... what Goldentony said

[Fr.Bigley]

Get Bob Dylan in to have a little look at it.

He's never had a bath smelly shitey shiter.

[pancreas]

stop drinking the water

[Inspector Norse]

Been sitting in it for a while. Taps are on, plug is in. Fuck's going on then?

Try taking the plug out of the taps.

[Twit 2]

This matter was concluded satisfactorily.

[Cold Meat Platter]

A nice wank sorts most things out.