The politicians who look like utter cunts thread

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Doesn't matter which side of the political divide they're from (although for some reason, it's mostly conservatives who dominate in the cuntishness stakes), post em here:

Matt "She was older than she looked when I paid for her services" Gaetz



Mark "I'd like my gammon glazed please" Francois



Tom "Alan B'stard only from Kettering and way more repulsive" Pursglove



Trey "Odo from DS9" Gowdy

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Also, how could I forget: Ted "Blobfish faced serial killer" Cruz?

[Jittlebags]

This thread could run and run.

[bgmnts]

The Toad of Whitehall

[Jittlebags]

State of this chump... Doesn't look like a cunt, but too good not to post.

[seepage]

Is the first one supposed to be Max Headroom? I'm generally against laughing at how people look or how they say things, but there must be a reason we react the way we do I suppose.

[Mr Banlon]

Wannabe politician/cosplay Bond villain 'Brian for London'

[Jittlebags]

Edward Leigh doing his Max Bygraves impression.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Gary 'Big Dinners' Sambrook

[imitationleather]

And we wonder why more politicians don't post on here.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Phwoar

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Seriously?

[dissolute ocelot]

Jackson Carlaw, briefly leader of the Scottish Tories, is a stereotypical ginger gammon.

EDIT: Also, there's Mr Photogenic Salmond. Who knows why he had to force himself on women when he looks like this:

[Kankurette]

Sammy Wilson, Northern Ireland's angriest man.

[MoreauVasz]

Christ that Mark Francois picture.

The man provides his own cum tributes.

[BlodwynPig]

Seriously?

Seriously?

[Paul Calf]

This is his official photo and he chose this sneer for it.

[katzenjammer]

So did my MP.  Undoubtedly a cunt but he doesn't usually look that cunty

[imitationleather]

This is his official photo and he chose this sneer for it.

Wes Streeting can't help it. He looks like a slippery disingenuous arsehole who is probably only in politics because he's on the take no matter what expression he pulls!

[Icehaven]

Also, how could I forget: Ted "Blobfish faced serial killer" Cruz?

He always reminded me of Bill Murray, which is not an association he has any right to.

[Ferris]

Re: Matt Gaetz, who could have known he was a nonce after underage girls?

Anyway.

[gilbertharding]

[Mr Banlon]

Christ that Mark Francois picture.

The man provides his own cum tributes.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Paul Putner's let himself go.

[Glebe]

^Or Christopher Biggins.

This is his official photo and he chose this sneer for it.

Piers Morgan has let himself go.

So did my MP.  Undoubtedly a cunt but he doesn't usually look that cunty

Michael McIntyre has let himself go.

[seepage]

How did you get hold of my wedding snaps?

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Nicely proposed Coxy!

[Rizla]

Composite image of every CaB poster, or UKIP's Leith by election candidate 2019? You decide!

[Glebe]

^Or David Harbour has let himself go.

[confettiinmyhair]

Duncan Baker and his Lazy Eye