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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2021, 07:36:16 PM »
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'


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9. Mary Poppins star Dick Van Dyke has been seen handing out handfuls of cash in the street. The actor, 95, was seen withdrawing money at a bank and then giving it out in Malibu, California, to people queuing at an organisation that helps those out of work find jobs.

Imagine being privileged and giving money out to needy people. Nah, it must be a hilarious April Fools' joke! Cunts.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2021, 07:48:20 PM »
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'

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2. The Voice judge Will.i.am has described his diet as "liquitarian", saying that he refuses to chew food on a Monday. He said since Christmas he only eats solid foods on certain days of the week. On the other days, his meals are all blended and he drinks juice every other hour, he told the Table Manners podcast. 

FFS Will.i.am. You.am.cunt

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2021, 09:22:00 PM »
An April Fool's joke in Thame hasn't gone down very well:

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An image circulated on the Facebook group Spotted:Thame which was photoshopped to look like a breaking news bulletin that read: 'Coronavirus in Thame tap water - all Thame residents urged to isolate'.

While for some members of the online group it was obvious the picture was an April Fools' Day prank, many slammed it as 'pathetic' and 'sick'.

Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2021, 09:27:56 PM »
To be fair, I'm howling at that one.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2021, 09:36:10 PM »
It's like one of Partridge's throwaway jokes where he has to read a prepared statement of apology half an hour later.

Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #65 on: April 02, 2021, 09:29:08 AM »
The lock picking lawyer actually did a funny one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU


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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2021, 10:53:29 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

should get done for this sort of shit.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2021, 10:55:09 PM »
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"We confirm that it was an April Fool's joke," the clarification read. "You can enjoy the evening by ordering the pizza of your choice."

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2021, 10:59:57 PM »
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One of them said he had "almost had a stroke" after receiving a €466 invoice for 38 pizzas that he had never ordered.

We all get excited about pizza but that is a bit much.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2021, 07:16:53 AM »
metal-archives.com replaced all their pictures of bands with pictures of cats.
I enjoyed that.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2021, 07:35:21 AM »
Lovely Ash from Novara, she gets endless shit from twittercunts but never lets that dampen her sense of fun.  Heheh.

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 1
Some *personal news* - after 6 amazing years at @novaramedia I’m leaving to take up a position as The Telegraph’s new race correspondent!

Keep your eyes peeled for my first piece, an investigation into institutional discrimination against white homeowners from the Home Counties.

Quote from: Fulfillment Robot at EVA01Package@Snack8_8 · Apr 1
That's it. I'm never picking up the Telegraph again

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How to lose even more readers! What a load of shit! Institutional racism of white home owners? Think about what’s happening here. Disgusting. Wait till it gets her.

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 2
You should boycott.

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Such a downgrade for the telegraph as the poison mouth will lose readers

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 1
I think you should launch a boycott to pressure them not to hire me.

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1377513510758981632

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2021, 12:16:54 PM »
Creepy af but I slightly love Ash Sarkar and want her to be my partner.

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2021, 12:25:23 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

should get done for this sort of shit.

The hilarious April Fools Joke of thinking your account has been hacked. Clearly they have the same contempt for their customers as for their riders.


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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2021, 01:51:46 PM »

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Re: Twats Day April 1st
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2021, 06:14:54 PM »
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'

Much like Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize before (or was it just after) becoming President.

Girls of America, work hard at school and you too could marry a successful man.

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