Author Topic: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER (Read 5910 times)

turnstyle · « **on:** March 31, 2021, 08:21:26 PM »

State of this.

Shit mate. I bet it doesn't even fly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56589889

Captain Z · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:24:24 PM »

Wears Captain Tom? Traitor.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:35:11 PM »

That's so shit it's fucking embarrassing. I can't believe something that presumably took considerable effort wound up looking like a cross between a turd grenade and a hot cross bun.

I hope a full apology is going to be made for wasting everyone's time with this stupid and pathetic creation.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:36:39 PM »

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Folkingham, Lincolnshire

It may impress the decaying denizens of Folkingham as they comb their cheekbone hair in their Bob Fleming outfits.

Cold Meat Platter · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:37:25 PM »

What a stupid old fucking cunt.

Echo Valley 2-6809 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:37:29 PM »

Photo looks like a still from Thunderbirds.

Cold Meat Platter · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:40:10 PM »

"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

Indomitable Spirit · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:44:10 PM »

Cunts being lying about being a chocolatier for decades and now the chickens have come home to roost

Indomitable Spirit · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:45:12 PM »

looks even worse in wide angle AND includes a nazi dogwhistle

what a fucking rotter

El Unicornio, mang · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on March 31, 2021, 08:40:10 PM

"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

I had to check I wasn't reading The Daily Star.

Also "chocolate helicopter" sounds like something from Urban Dictionary.

Cold Meat Platter · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:48:03 PM »

Had a classic Peter's Mad Thought there. Diving into it, crying and screaming.

Indomitable Spirit · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:49:55 PM »

ffs Jan, it still looks wet you daft cunt.

Inspector Norse · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:53:41 PM »

Why's he got his mask on in one pic and not the other?

Captain Z · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:55:31 PM »

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G-LNAA

"I identify as a chocolate helicopter"

El Unicornio, mang · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:58:26 PM »

I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.

Better Midlands · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:01:01 PM »

turnstyle · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:01:22 PM »

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on March 31, 2021, 08:58:26 PM

I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.

Like a giant hazelnut in the world's most macabre Ferroro Rocher.

Butchers Blind · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:01:32 PM »

It's not chocolate, its faeces. His faeces. Pervert.

Operty1 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:01:40 PM »

A chocolate helicopter would be an actual operational helicopter made of chocolate. This is a chocolate shaped helicopter, and certainly not 1:1 scale.

I don’t know what this fella is boasting about, it looks like a 5 year olds picture of a helicopter.

Indomitable Spirit · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:09:17 PM »

Cunts been at it for years. This is from 5 years ago.

He's literally just stuck a fucking propeller on a 5 year old egg and thought we wouldn't notice. CUUUUUNT

idunnosomename · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:12:23 PM »

only in lincolnshire

Mr Eggs · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:13:31 PM »

He's got an egg-shaped septic tank.

turnstyle · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:16:38 PM »

Same frame as the egg from 5 years ago too. Here it is sans egg:

What else is this chocolate charlatan hiding?

Rizla · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:22:30 PM »

Potential buyer found already

poo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:13:38 PM »

Shittest thing in the history of the world

Goldentony · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:20:22 PM »

is that Mike Love

Goldentony · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:27:59 PM »

Chairman Yang · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:35:32 PM »

I know CaB is a comedy forum where we all do the funny joke replies but that really is fucking pathetic and I hate that cunt.

Goldentony · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:40:58 PM »

come on he co wrote some of the best songs

gib · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2021, 10:42:18 PM »

you can see where he's had to patch it up after interfering with it at night

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Author Topic: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER (Read 5910 times)