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turnstyle

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MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« on: March 31, 2021, 08:21:26 PM »
State of this.



Shit mate. I bet it doesn't even fly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56589889

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2021, 08:24:24 PM »
Wears Captain Tom? Traitor.

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2021, 08:35:11 PM »
That's so shit it's fucking embarrassing. I can't believe something that presumably took considerable effort wound up looking like a cross between a turd grenade and a hot cross bun.

I hope a full apology is going to be made for wasting everyone's time with this stupid and pathetic creation.

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2021, 08:36:39 PM »
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Folkingham, Lincolnshire

It may impress the decaying denizens of Folkingham as they comb their cheekbone hair in their Bob Fleming outfits.

Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2021, 08:37:25 PM »
What a stupid old fucking cunt.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2021, 08:37:29 PM »
Photo looks like a still from Thunderbirds.

Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2021, 08:40:10 PM »
"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2021, 08:44:10 PM »
Cunts being lying about being a chocolatier for decades and now the chickens have come home to roost

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2021, 08:45:12 PM »
looks even worse in wide angle AND includes a nazi dogwhistle



what a fucking rotter

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2021, 08:47:27 PM »
"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

I had to check I wasn't reading The Daily Star.

Also "chocolate helicopter" sounds like something from Urban Dictionary.

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2021, 08:48:03 PM »
Had a classic Peter's Mad Thought there. Diving into it, crying and screaming.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2021, 08:49:55 PM »
ffs Jan, it still looks wet you daft cunt.

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2021, 08:53:41 PM »
Why's he got his mask on in one pic and not the other?

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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2021, 08:55:31 PM »
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G-LNAA

"I identify as a chocolate helicopter"

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2021, 08:58:26 PM »
I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2021, 09:01:01 PM »

turnstyle

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2021, 09:01:22 PM »
I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.

Like a giant hazelnut in the world's most macabre Ferroro Rocher.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2021, 09:01:32 PM »
It's not chocolate, its faeces. His faeces. Pervert.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2021, 09:01:40 PM »
A chocolate helicopter would be an actual operational helicopter made of chocolate. This is a chocolate shaped helicopter, and certainly not 1:1 scale.

I don’t know what this fella is boasting about, it looks like a 5 year olds picture of a helicopter.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2021, 09:09:17 PM »
Cunts been at it for years. This is from 5 years ago.



He's literally just stuck a fucking propeller on a 5 year old egg and thought we wouldn't notice. CUUUUUNT

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2021, 09:12:23 PM »
only in lincolnshire

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2021, 09:13:31 PM »
He's got an egg-shaped septic tank.

turnstyle

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2021, 09:16:38 PM »
Same frame as the egg from 5 years ago too. Here it is sans egg:



What else is this chocolate charlatan hiding?

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2021, 09:22:30 PM »
Potential buyer found already


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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2021, 10:13:38 PM »
Shittest thing in the history of the world

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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2021, 10:20:22 PM »
is that Mike Love

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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2021, 10:35:32 PM »
I know CaB is a comedy forum where we all do the funny joke replies but that really is fucking pathetic and I hate that cunt.

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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2021, 10:40:58 PM »
come on he co wrote some of the best songs

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2021, 10:42:18 PM »
you can see where he's had to patch it up after interfering with it at night

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