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MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER

Started by turnstyle, March 31, 2021, 08:21:26 PM

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Captain Z


Shoulders?-Stomach!

That's so shit it's fucking embarrassing. I can't believe something that presumably took considerable effort wound up looking like a cross between a turd grenade and a hot cross bun.

I hope a full apology is going to be made for wasting everyone's time with this stupid and pathetic creation.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteFolkingham, Lincolnshire

It may impress the decaying denizens of Folkingham as they comb their cheekbone hair in their Bob Fleming outfits.

Cold Meat Platter

What a stupid old fucking cunt.

Echo Valley 2-6809

Photo looks like a still from Thunderbirds.

Cold Meat Platter

"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

Indomitable Spirit

Cunts being lying about being a chocolatier for decades and now the chickens have come home to roost

Indomitable Spirit

looks even worse in wide angle AND includes a nazi dogwhistle



what a fucking rotter

El Unicornio, mang

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on March 31, 2021, 08:40:10 PM
"Jan Hansen's whopper of a chopper weighs in at a mouth-watering 100kg"

An absolute fucking disgrace

I had to check I wasn't reading The Daily Star.

Also "chocolate helicopter" sounds like something from Urban Dictionary.

Cold Meat Platter

Had a classic Peter's Mad Thought there. Diving into it, crying and screaming.

Indomitable Spirit

ffs Jan, it still looks wet you daft cunt.

Inspector Norse

Why's he got his mask on in one pic and not the other?

Captain Z

QuoteG-LNAA

"I identify as a chocolate helicopter"

El Unicornio, mang

I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.


turnstyle

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on March 31, 2021, 08:58:26 PM
I wonder how many human corpses are encased in that giant chocolate death ball.

Like a giant hazelnut in the world's most macabre Ferroro Rocher.

Butchers Blind

It's not chocolate, its faeces. His faeces. Pervert.

Operty1

A chocolate helicopter would be an actual operational helicopter made of chocolate. This is a chocolate shaped helicopter, and certainly not 1:1 scale.

I don't know what this fella is boasting about, it looks like a 5 year olds picture of a helicopter.

Indomitable Spirit

Cunts been at it for years. This is from 5 years ago.



He's literally just stuck a fucking propeller on a 5 year old egg and thought we wouldn't notice. CUUUUUNT


Mr Eggs

He's got an egg-shaped septic tank.

turnstyle

Same frame as the egg from 5 years ago too. Here it is sans egg:



What else is this chocolate charlatan hiding?

Rizla

Potential buyer found already


poo

Shittest thing in the history of the world



Chairman Yang

I know CaB is a comedy forum where we all do the funny joke replies but that really is fucking pathetic and I hate that cunt.

Goldentony

come on he co wrote some of the best songs

gib

you can see where he's had to patch it up after interfering with it at night