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MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER

Started by turnstyle, March 31, 2021, 08:21:26 PM

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Rizla

That "frame" looks like something you'd get made if you wanted to explore an interest in Hansel & Gretel fetish play. It's all falling into place.

Kankurette

That's a helicopter? It looks more like something out of Sonic 2.

Butchers Blind

Probably covered in Covid. Chocolate Covidcopter.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

It's going to be broken up and sold off in chunks. He's sure there will be people queueing up to buy lumps of broken chocolate that used to be smeared all over some metal.

If he was any good he'd have made a helicopter-shaped mould and be selling lots of tiny chocolate helicopters instead.

bgmnts

Can just see a little backpacking gingerbread man being airlifted from a mountain hike trail with this thing.

idunnosomename

cab meet in folkingham to deck this cunt

shiftwork2

I read Lincolnshire and just nodded.

Paul Calf

Quote from: Indomitable Spirit on March 31, 2021, 08:45:12 PM
looks even worse in wide angle AND includes a nazi dogwhistle



what a fucking rotter

That's not even a dogwhistle. It's a fucking Iron Cross.


idunnosomename

ok if he made that next year he is totally redeemed

Chairman Yang

Fucking state of his hat.

Quote from: mrchocolate.co.uk
He plans to one day build the world's largest Easter egg, which would scale 25 feet and weigh in at over three tonnes.

No chance. Not even remotely close. A Living Failure.

chveik

hope it's filled with nazi gold

checkoutgirl

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on March 31, 2021, 08:48:03 PM
Had a classic Peter's Mad Thought there. Diving into it, crying and screaming.

You'd brain yourself as it's supported by a metal frame. Pointless choc balloon shit nugget.

"About halfway through the project I thought 'what have I done here?'," he said.

Indeed.

turnstyle

Imagine being his wife or whatever and he calls you into the room to finally take a look at his 'masterpiece'. Fucking hell. You'd be pretty annoyed that you momentarily got up from doing your 500 piece jigsaw of the Yorkshire dales to take in what is essentially a zoomed in facsimile of a child's paper mache project, realised in shite.

Divorce I reckon.

Butchers Blind

Tie him to a chair and make him eat it, all of it until his stomach lining splits and he dies like that man in that film.

Ferris


mothman

Folkingham? Folkinghell, more like, amiright?

Chairman Yang


St_Eddie

Quote from: Butchers Blind on April 01, 2021, 01:12:15 AM
Tie him to a chair and make him eat it, all of it until his stomach lining splits and he dies...

Well, which is it; tied to the chair or eating the chair?  You can't have your chair and eat it too.

steve98

How's he got the brown shit to stick to a metal frame that's mainly empty space? I'd suggest he's weaved crepe bandages around the whole thing for the shit to stick to.

I'd love to see the faces on the dignitaries children at the unveiling when they see the reality of the thing their parents have been biggin' up to them ("You'd almost think it could fly, kids")

Kelvin


Mr Banlon


Chedney Honks

I'd love to see the guy try to fly it off a cliff.

steve98

Quote from: Mr Banlon on April 01, 2021, 03:50:32 AM
Based on this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBG6_HCN3jc

I'd rather fly the chocolate helicopter than that... The fuck's it meant to be?

Kankurette

Who could or would eat that? Breaking it into chunks? Oh wow, some random pieces of chocolate.

It's on cloned plates - this is the real G-LNAA. Reported to police.

I've also suggested they look into him as a potential sex offender.


Paul Calf

Quote from: Mr Banlon on April 01, 2021, 03:50:32 AM
Based on this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBG6_HCN3jc

The heli engineer bloke has a more natural interview style than the professional interviewer.

Fambo Number Mive

As much use as a chocolate teapot. Which he's probably made previously.


Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: Butchers Blind on March 31, 2021, 09:01:32 PM
It's not chocolate, its faeces. His faeces. Pervert.

That would be more impressive, although even more horrific.

MoreauVasz

534,000 calories according to MFP but, on the plus side, 7300 grammes of protein.