Author Topic: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER  (Read 9934 times)

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« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2021, 10:50:42 PM »
That "frame" looks like something you'd get made if you wanted to explore an interest in Hansel & Gretel fetish play. It's all falling into place.

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« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2021, 11:02:37 PM »
That's a helicopter? It looks more like something out of Sonic 2.

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« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2021, 11:40:10 PM »
Probably covered in Covid. Chocolate Covidcopter.

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« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2021, 12:02:42 AM »
It's going to be broken up and sold off in chunks. He's sure there will be people queueing up to buy lumps of broken chocolate that used to be smeared all over some metal.

If he was any good he'd have made a helicopter-shaped mould and be selling lots of tiny chocolate helicopters instead.

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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2021, 12:04:40 AM »
Can just see a little backpacking gingerbread man being airlifted from a mountain hike trail with this thing.

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« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2021, 12:06:30 AM »
cab meet in folkingham to deck this cunt

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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2021, 12:07:28 AM »
I read Lincolnshire and just nodded.

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« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2021, 12:09:33 AM »
looks even worse in wide angle AND includes a nazi dogwhistle



what a fucking rotter

That’s not even a dogwhistle. It’s a fucking Iron Cross.

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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2021, 12:22:28 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2021, 12:23:23 AM »
ok if he made that next year he is totally redeemed

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« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2021, 12:36:02 AM »
Fucking state of his hat.

Quote from: mrchocolate.co.uk
He plans to one day build the world's largest Easter egg, which would scale 25 feet and weigh in at over three tonnes.

No chance. Not even remotely close. A Living Failure.

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« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2021, 12:40:31 AM »
hope it's filled with nazi gold

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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2021, 12:57:54 AM »
Had a classic Peter's Mad Thought there. Diving into it, crying and screaming.

You'd brain yourself as it's supported by a metal frame. Pointless choc balloon shit nugget.

"About halfway through the project I thought 'what have I done here?'," he said.

Indeed.

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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2021, 01:02:53 AM »
Imagine being his wife or whatever and he calls you into the room to finally take a look at his 'masterpiece'. Fucking hell. You'd be pretty annoyed that you momentarily got up from doing your 500 piece jigsaw of the Yorkshire dales to take in what is essentially a zoomed in facsimile of a child's paper mache project, realised in shite.

Divorce I reckon.

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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2021, 01:12:15 AM »
Tie him to a chair and make him eat it, all of it until his stomach lining splits and he dies like that man in that film.

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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2021, 01:14:13 AM »
Worse than two Saviles.

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« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2021, 01:28:51 AM »
Folkingham? Folkinghell, more like, amiright?

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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2021, 01:29:08 AM »
Dunnegg Kruegg Eggfect

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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2021, 01:36:54 AM »
Tie him to a chair and make him eat it, all of it until his stomach lining splits and he dies...

Well, which is it; tied to the chair or eating the chair?  You can't have your chair and eat it too.

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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2021, 01:54:43 AM »
How's he got the brown shit to stick to a metal frame that's mainly empty space? I'd suggest he's weaved crepe bandages around the whole thing for the shit to stick to.

I'd love to see the faces on the dignitaries children at the unveiling when they see the reality of the thing their parents have been biggin' up to them ("You'd almost think it could fly, kids")

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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2021, 03:23:11 AM »

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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2021, 04:30:25 AM »
I'd love to see the guy try to fly it off a cliff.

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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2021, 07:00:20 AM »
Based on this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBG6_HCN3jc

I'd rather fly the chocolate helicopter than that... The fuck's it meant to be?

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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2021, 07:59:01 AM »
Who could or would eat that? Breaking it into chunks? Oh wow, some random pieces of chocolate.

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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2021, 08:27:00 AM »
It’s on cloned plates - this is the real G-LNAA. Reported to police.

I’ve also suggested they look into him as a potential sex offender.


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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2021, 08:39:52 AM »
Based on this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBG6_HCN3jc

The heli engineer bloke has a more natural interview style than the professional interviewer.

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« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2021, 08:44:00 AM »
As much use as a chocolate teapot. Which he's probably made previously.


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« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2021, 08:45:25 AM »
It's not chocolate, its faeces. His faeces. Pervert.

That would be more impressive, although even more horrific.

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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2021, 08:54:43 AM »
534,000 calories according to MFP but, on the plus side, 7300 grammes of protein.

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