Topic: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER

[JamesTC]

534,000 calories according to MFP but, on the plus side, 7300 grammes of protein.

Eat it all on one day and the eat nothing for 212 days.

[seepage]

Is that poo's evil twin?

[MoreauVasz]

That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place. His kitchen must look like Bobby Sands' prison cell.

[Bernice]

That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place.

Frasier considers etc.

[Retinend]

The finish is so uneven it looks like a nobbly turd, and the windows are so half-arsed they look like he used his cock as a brush to paint them on... in cum.

[imitationleather]

And we wonder why there aren't more shit chocolatiers on the forum.

[steve98]

That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place. His kitchen must look like Bobby Sands' prison cell.

There was no shit on Bobby Sands' cell walls. (Where would it come from, he wasn't eating anything?)... (I suppose friends could have smuggled some in)

[Mr Farenheit]

Is that poo's evil twin?

It's poo in blackface.
CANCELLED!

[Retinend]

more like Poo when shit-faced

[jobotic]

Ain't  my concern

[MoreauVasz]

There was no shit on Bobby Sands' cell walls. (Where would it come from, he wasn't eating anything?)... (I suppose friends could have smuggled some in)

There were dirty protests before the hunger strikes.

[Butchers Blind]

Considering he's been smearing chocolate over that thing, his chef whites are remarkably clean. FAKE.

[Huxleys Babkins]

There were dirty protests before the hunger strikes.

If there's one thing you could say about Bobby Sands it's that he was thorough. All angles covered.

[Fambo Number Mive]

No one will buy any pieces of his chocolate flying machine and he will end up spending the next few months eating it piece by piece.

Either that or he just did a massive, massive turd that won't flush and he wants to cover it up.

[Inspector Norse]

Imagine his face when he finds out it can’t fly and he has to go back to the drawing board and start over

[idunnosomename]

Leonardo da Vinci thinks that literally looks like a fucking big turd you absolute roaster

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Anyone done the Curly Wurly bird joke yet?

[Replies From View]

I am angered.  Doesn't even have the skill to vary the shape from time to time.



Look at this.  Custom-made lion wire frame.  That's soil but you could easily use chocolate.





Which takes form as this:

[Glebe]

[idunnosomename]

hooray!

[Glebe]

[Jumblegraws]

Here’s a bit of Amaury Guichon for a palette cleanser

[The Dog]

State of this.



Shit mate. I bet it doesn't even fly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56589889

Can’t believe he got MOD funding for this.

[turnstyle]

Hold the phone.



In this image, you can see the front of it isn't even finished. You can spot the wax paper proudly on display. Cunt got such a raving chocolate hard on at the prospect of calling the local paper for his 15 minutes of fame he didn't even finish the bastard.

I hope he turns himself in at the local police station, for being a serial twat.

[The Dog]

Think it has to be tied down like that to stop it flying away. Probably a civil aviation authority requirement.

[seepage]

He should have made it out of Aero.

[Glebe]

[Cuellar]

This is really poor.

[Butchers Blind]

"There's been a Creme Egg spillage on the M20. Call for the Chococopter".

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hold the phone.



In this image, you can see the front of it isn't even finished. You can spot the wax paper proudly on display. Cunt got such a raving chocolate hard on at the prospect of calling the local paper for his 15 minutes of fame he didn't even finish the bastard.

I hope he turns himself in at the local police station, for being a serial twat.

I was going to say I slightly regret some of the coarse heat- of-the-moment language I used last night, but that's done it. What a pus-filled cunt that man is and I hope they invent a way to remove his head from his body.