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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2021, 08:58:28 AM »
534,000 calories according to MFP but, on the plus side, 7300 grammes of protein.

Eat it all on one day and the eat nothing for 212 days.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2021, 09:10:55 AM »

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« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2021, 09:12:48 AM »
That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place. His kitchen must look like Bobby Sands' prison cell.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2021, 09:13:56 AM »
That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2021, 09:25:22 AM »
The finish is so uneven it looks like a nobbly turd, and the windows are so half-arsed they look like he used his cock as a brush to paint them on... in cum.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2021, 09:36:16 AM »
And we wonder why there aren't more shit chocolatiers on the forum.

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« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2021, 09:37:56 AM »
That chocolate isn't even tempered. Brown smears all over the place. His kitchen must look like Bobby Sands' prison cell.

There was no shit on Bobby Sands' cell walls. (Where would it come from, he wasn't eating anything?)... (I suppose friends could have smuggled some in)

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« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2021, 10:19:14 AM »
Is that poo's evil twin?
It's poo in blackface.
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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2021, 10:21:57 AM »
more like Poo when shit-faced

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« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2021, 10:24:42 AM »
Ain't  my concern

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« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2021, 10:50:59 AM »
There was no shit on Bobby Sands' cell walls. (Where would it come from, he wasn't eating anything?)... (I suppose friends could have smuggled some in)

There were dirty protests before the hunger strikes.


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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2021, 11:05:44 AM »
Considering he's been smearing chocolate over that thing, his chef whites are remarkably clean. FAKE.

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« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2021, 11:07:44 AM »
There were dirty protests before the hunger strikes.

If there's one thing you could say about Bobby Sands it's that he was thorough. All angles covered.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2021, 11:17:08 AM »
No one will buy any pieces of his chocolate flying machine and he will end up spending the next few months eating it piece by piece.

Either that or he just did a massive, massive turd that won't flush and he wants to cover it up.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2021, 11:21:57 AM »
Imagine his face when he finds out it can’t fly and he has to go back to the drawing board and start over

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« Reply #75 on: April 01, 2021, 11:23:55 AM »
Leonardo da Vinci thinks that literally looks like a fucking big turd you absolute roaster

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2021, 11:29:35 AM »
Anyone done the Curly Wurly bird joke yet?

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2021, 11:35:16 AM »


I am angered.  Doesn't even have the skill to vary the shape from time to time.



Look at this.  Custom-made lion wire frame.  That's soil but you could easily use chocolate.





Which takes form as this:





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« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2021, 11:42:01 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2021, 11:49:14 AM »
hooray!

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« Reply #81 on: April 01, 2021, 11:59:29 AM »
Here’s a bit of Amaury Guichon for a palette cleanser

Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #82 on: April 01, 2021, 12:09:45 PM »
State of this.



Shit mate. I bet it doesn't even fly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56589889

Can’t believe he got MOD funding for this.

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #83 on: April 01, 2021, 12:26:12 PM »
Hold the phone.



In this image, you can see the front of it isn't even finished. You can spot the wax paper proudly on display. Cunt got such a raving chocolate hard on at the prospect of calling the local paper for his 15 minutes of fame he didn't even finish the bastard.

I hope he turns himself in at the local police station, for being a serial twat.

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« Reply #84 on: April 01, 2021, 12:29:35 PM »
Think it has to be tied down like that to stop it flying away. Probably a civil aviation authority requirement.

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« Reply #85 on: April 01, 2021, 12:31:52 PM »
He should have made it out of Aero.

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« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2021, 12:33:38 PM »

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« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2021, 12:34:19 PM »
This is really poor.

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« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2021, 12:34:30 PM »
"There's been a Creme Egg spillage on the M20. Call for the Chococopter".

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Re: MAN MAKES HELICHOCTER
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2021, 12:36:43 PM »
Hold the phone.



In this image, you can see the front of it isn't even finished. You can spot the wax paper proudly on display. Cunt got such a raving chocolate hard on at the prospect of calling the local paper for his 15 minutes of fame he didn't even finish the bastard.

I hope he turns himself in at the local police station, for being a serial twat.

I was going to say I slightly regret some of the coarse heat- of-the-moment language I used last night, but that's done it. What a pus-filled cunt that man is and I hope they invent a way to remove his head from his body.

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