Author Topic: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.  (Read 207 times)

Glebe

  • It was just a bad fortnight.
Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« on: April 02, 2021, 12:59:15 PM »
The government has launched the 'Bums on Buses' campaign to help get people back on public transport.

"It's been a tough time during lockdown, but we want as many people as possible back out and using public transport as soon as possible," smiled Transport Minister Kier Starmer today. "And we've had a little help from a familiar face in our doings!"

Indeed, as actor John Challis, who you may know as criminal car dealer 'Aubrey Boycie' from the comedy show Only the Fools and Horses is fronting the campaign!



"I'm the face of the bums!" laughs 86 year-old John when I talk to him via a Zoom this afternoon. "Although I shouldn't say that as it suggests sitting on faces. Sorry. In any case, let's get those bums on buses!"

Thanks John, and remember... get out there and get y'bum on buses!

BlodwynPig

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Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2021, 03:46:30 PM »

Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2021, 04:13:22 PM »
i couldn't give two quarters of a bollock what the government wants me to do. the government can shove its taint up its arse

Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2021, 04:14:19 PM »
i couldn't give half a bag of arses

bgmnts

  • Depressed to the point of poisonous toxicity.
Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2021, 04:15:57 PM »
Just injected my buttocks full of homemade explosives.

Mr Banlon

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Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2021, 04:30:41 PM »
I live 7 miles south of Harrow. It's quicker for me to get a train to Paddington, a Bakerloo to Baker St and then a Big Met back to Harrow than it is to get the one 140 bus to Harrow.

Glebe

  • It was just a bad fortnight.
Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2021, 04:37:24 PM »
I live 7 miles south of Harrow. It's quicker for me to get a train to Paddington, a Bakerloo to Baker St and then a Big Met back to Harrow than it is to get the one 140 bus to Harrow.

We've all got to do our share Mr Banlon. Come on... get those bums on buses!

Glebe

  • It was just a bad fortnight.
Re: Government launches 'Bums on Buses' campaign.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2021, 05:14:50 PM »
The campaign has ended, in case anyone was wondering.

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