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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2021, 09:44:20 PM »
Ian Austin?

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2021, 10:01:28 PM »


These two Tories on the right are husband and wife. In the flesh, q.v. Milhouse's Mom and Dad, they're so creepily similar-looking it's unnerving; couldn't find a pic where they're both wearing specs for that full-on Can I Borrow A Feeling.
Typical small-town busy-bodies that get to be mayor every three or four years because nobody else gives a shit, tolerated because they get a lot of the unsexy town council stuff done, but now they're standing for County Council it's a tiny bit sad how little anyone cares, not a single one of the local Tories give enough of a monkey's to help with their campaign. Out in the rain hand-delivering their own leaflets to the town's cold, unfeeling letterboxes one hopes that their soggy Damascene moment is not too far off.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2021, 10:27:13 PM »
This fella's standing in our ward and I can't think of anything snide to say about him so, the rest of you, get your creative minds working.


He's dumped half a bottle of copydex on his stupid cunt tory head and swandived into a barber's midden.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2021, 10:05:22 PM »
Making me think of this photo of Mike Weatherley, who was my old tory MP


sadly iron maiden are probably all tories, even discounting aces high and trooper patriotism stuff.

lyrics to Age of Innocence from 2003 are straight out of the daily mail. ironically, shattered my own adolescent age of innocence that your artistic heroes weren't cunts.

even Bruce voted leave fucksake.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2021, 01:07:53 AM »
Perhaps, but still there's this wonderful illustration from Killers


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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2021, 07:03:04 AM »
Had a questionnaire through the door from some Tory bastard who wants to be a councillor. Asking about what people felt their priorities were as we “build back better”. Filled it in for him, answered “Tories” to any questions about what I was concerned about, and returned it with a polite note requesting that he didn’t send me any more letters etc. as “I don’t put excrement through your letterbox and would ask that you refrain from doing the same to me”.

Anyone, ANYONE willing to stand as a Conservative candidate at whatever level is clearly a good for nothing cunt with no moral compass.

ETA: and Iron Maiden are fucking shit
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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2021, 07:37:13 AM »
Note to young Tory guys: taking your tie off and undoing your top button does not make you look relaxed and approachable.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2021, 08:07:14 AM »
Pics please!

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2021, 08:16:01 AM »
Note to young Tory guys: taking your tie off and undoing your top button does not make you look relaxed and approachable. wrapping it tightly round your neck so it constricts your breathing is the best way to a happier Britain SpiderChrist.

Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2021, 09:36:21 AM »
You'd think that looking at this friendly chap he's earnest, but a little shy, slightly uncomfortable in a suit and tie (got to do it for the man, kids) and keen to help the community



but no, he's our Tory MSP candidate and is a weapons grade cunt.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2021, 09:48:03 AM »
Note to young Tory guys: Fuck Off, you cunts.

Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2021, 09:55:06 AM »
Iron Maiden are fucking shit

Except Run for the Hills and Number of the Beast.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2021, 09:59:08 AM »
Except Run for the Hills and Number of the Beast.

Especially Run for the Hills and Number of the Beast.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2021, 10:42:33 AM »
Look, now they've got us fighting each other instead of our common enemy, Friendly Neighbourhood Tories.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2021, 10:56:07 AM »

...lyrics to Age of Innocence from 2003 are straight out of the daily mail...

I'm shocked by how accurate a criticism this is.

Quote
A life of petty crime gets punished with a holiday
The victims' mind are scarred for life most everyday
Assailants know just how much further they can go
They know the laws are soft, conviction chances low

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2021, 11:59:29 AM »
I've just googled those lyrics, and they read like a poem sent in by a reader of a local newspaper. A particularly bad one, too.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2021, 12:02:40 PM »

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2021, 12:05:11 PM »
Steve Harris should write an epic about Brexit on the next album with his signature prosaically descriptive lyrics and the one chord progression he's been using for the last 25 years

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2021, 12:37:27 PM »
I saw Iron Maiden live 1983ish. Girlfriend insisted due to opening act Loverboy. It was too loud and I left after 2 maiden songs.
218 I was (I reckon she was 15 but fuck off we went to same school)

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2021, 01:55:03 PM »

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2021, 08:58:17 PM »
Ha ha - Randall’s the only one who doesn’t look photoshopped into that picture.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2021, 12:22:23 AM »
Perhaps, but still there's this wonderful illustration from Killers



I shouldn't read too much into it, but that they did a role-reversal for the Women in Uniform single later in 1980 reeks of ahhh both sides. even back then.



can't think steve harris has voted anything other than tory. in a way, they're Thatcherite boom working-class millionaires.

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2021, 05:00:17 AM »

even Bruce voted leave fucksake.
private school innit?

I like to imagine the rest of them are alright (though obviously Age of Innocence makes that harder to accept).

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Re: Friendly Neighbourhood Tories
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2021, 10:44:53 AM »
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