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I have penned some lyrics to "The Archers" theme tune.

Started by idunnosomename, April 04, 2021, 11:59:47 AM

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hamfist

#30
July 30, 2021, 09:42:01 AM
Never clamp a goose's beak
That will lead to trouble
Geese can break a human's arm
Agony on the double

Snapped my wanking arm
Down on Archer's farm
Trying to cum on a goose

Birds have tried to punish me
Shouldn't have squirted my juice

hamfist

#31
July 30, 2021, 08:30:44 PM
Sordid bariatrophiles
Queueing up for doughnuts
Gary, Derek, Dave and Glen
Ready to do it again

Using food as bait
Helps attract a mate
Lures them into their trap

Stuff like this has never been
Mentioned on The Archers

PlanktonSideburns

#32
August 02, 2021, 03:09:43 PM
Right am going to have to listen to the archers theme now to see who the cunt is

PlanktonSideburns

#33
August 02, 2021, 03:11:43 PM
IT'S YOU CUNTS

THERE'S CLEARLY SIX SYLLABLES ON THE FOURTH LINE NOT 7!!

PlanktonSideburns

#34
August 02, 2021, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: hamfist on July 30, 2021, 08:30:44 PM
Sordid bariatrophiles
Queueing up for doughnuts
Gary, Derek, Dave and Glen
Ready to do it again

Using food as bait
Helps attract a mate
Lures them into their trap

Stuff like this has never been
Mentioned on The Archers

BOLDED BIT IS HOW ALL YOUR VERSIONS WOULD ACTUALLY GO FUCKS SAKE
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