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Existential threats to the United Kingdom
« on: April 04, 2021, 02:36:54 PM »
1. EAI/AEI/#s43/Clowne
2. Iceland volcano
3. All the others

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4.  Starmer tearing his mask off and turning into a supervillain, holding Princess Kate for ransom.

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5. Weaponized Wallaces and Gromits.

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6. France - whose side are they on ?

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7. Buttigieg

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8. popcorn

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9. Port & lemon drink

Glebe

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10. Egg Fu.

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11. Puncture

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12. Al-shabaab, cranked up on hobnobs and pissed up on warm cans of John Smith's Extra Smooth .

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13.  Robin Askwith Charity XI

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14. bidet

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15. Lara Croft gunning about on a snowmobile, with a thousand ancient curses trailing after her.

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16) Injecting cyanide into every Potato Smile in all major supermarkets.

Glebe

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17. A Michael McIntyre DVD from Poundland.

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18) Twits

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19. living statue

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20. Jeremy Bernard Corbyn

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21. Littlehampton Cats Protection League (rogue vigilante division)

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22. Johnny Rotten (and his ilk)

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23. super-massive pork pie

GoblinAhFuckScary

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24. The rogue boatman with his barge of bombs

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25. gary writ large

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26. John Challis.

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27. Mr. Blobby kaiju.

Jerzy Bondov

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28. Bad posts

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29. CaB memes

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30. Your mum

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31. Big gust of wind

Jerzy Bondov

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32. Islam

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