Existential threats to the United Kingdom

[Fr.Bigley]

A shortage of cheap booze.

[Jerzy Bondov]

34. Twitter, or as I call it, Twatter!!

[Spoon of Ploff]

Soil.

[Ferris]

Monstrous Arses.

[Fr.Bigley]

Pacific Islanders, Specifically the Tongans.

[Jerzy Bondov]

38. Lack of interest in numbers

[chveik]

39. fanny batter

[Jerzy Bondov]

40. That absolute spunktrumpet arsekettle bumhead fucklump wankhat Boris Johnson!

[Sebastian Cobb]

41. amphetamine dick

[Ray Travez]

42. heroin harry

[Jerzy Bondov]

43. Naughty boys

[Huxleys Babkins]

44. Mecha Captain Tom

[Huxleys Babkins]

45. Nicholas Lyndhurst "dialled up to 11"

[Glebe]

46. Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear comeback.

[Huxleys Babkins]

47. Cheesy chips

[Sebastian Cobb]

48. An immutable deadline.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

49. the fellas

[Huxleys Babkins]

50. Maureen 118 212

[Huxleys Babkins]

51. Your dad, freshly divorced and up on Tinder

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

52. secret chuckle brother

[popcorn]

52. secret chuckle brother

There is another

[chveik]

53. Vice Media

[bgmnts]

54. Armageddon

[Poobum]

55. A massive overgape

[Alberon]

56. A baby goat getting a little overexcited.

[The Dog]

57. This new dance craze all the young people are talking about.

[Fr.Bigley]

58. Findus crispy arse

[idunnosomename]

59. Need another ten of these to get to the funny number

[idunnosomename]

60. mischievous boners

[idunnosomename]

61. lincolnshire chocolate helicopter