Britain in 1,000 Wanks

[Ray Travez]

Some lovely wanks to be had around Britain. We've compiled a series of some of the most popular

1. Dulchester Orchards, Alan Titchharsh

"I always love a good wank around the grounds of the orchard, in the shade of Canulus Canipii, the Arabian Fir. It throws a lovely shade, even at the height of Summer, which is one reason I've never been spotted. I like to fumble around and give the old frenulum a good tug beneath its spreading branches, before finishing off on its majestic trunk."

[Ray Travez]

Britain in One Wanks