Yeesh! You guys are major dorks!

[popcorn]

Only I am cool.

[Ferris]

Yes, just checked my Cool-O-meter: it's off the charts!!

[Ferris]

Sorry, had it pointed at me.

Will recalibrate and try again. Two minutes please.

[Ferris]

Ok, pointed at popcorn now, let's see...

[Ferris]

Oh wow, this is amazing! I've never seen readings like this before!!

[Ferris]

Yes, it's maxed out the scale!

...the other way!! According to this, popcorn is the hypothetical anti-cool person who is so uncool that he makes everyone else look like the Fonz in a bathrobe by comparison. Often theorized, but never observed until now.

Fascinating.

[popcorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEkXhRYDX5Q

[Glebe]

It's not cool to be weird!