Topic: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together

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such as how they made godlizza vs king kong


SMASH BASH I GET YOU GODLIZZA

NO I AM, BASH YOU!!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I smashed one of my toys by flinging it on the ground in about 1980.  My Mum's boyfriend told me off, saying, 'when a child throws down a toy, that's a spiteful girl or hateful boy.' 

Then he paused, looked thoughtful, then disappeared to a back room and spent the day song writing.  He was a Strange sort of chap.

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That’s a child wordlessly protesting about the cunt of a boyfriend his mum has, more like!


His lyrics must have surely been the chorus of his first number one.  Where can we find it?

[seepage]

I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.

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I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.

I like this.  Could use bits of cereal box for the same effect but sections of Matchbox track cost money so are better thank you.

[Dex Sawash]

Can think of a few accounts here I would like to "smash toys together"

[Glebe]

I once smashed a He-Man into a Transformer.

[wosl]

I tried to get a Stretch Armsrong to do it to itself but it kept sliding off and retracting into a heap