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has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« on: April 05, 2021, 07:41:47 PM »
such as how they made godlizza vs king kong


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Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2021, 09:26:57 AM »
I smashed one of my toys by flinging it on the ground in about 1980.  My Mum's boyfriend told me off, saying, 'when a child throws down a toy, that's a spiteful girl or hateful boy.' 

Then he paused, looked thoughtful, then disappeared to a back room and spent the day song writing.  He was a Strange sort of chap.

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2021, 09:30:38 AM »
That’s a child wordlessly protesting about the cunt of a boyfriend his mum has, more like!


His lyrics must have surely been the chorus of his first number one.  Where can we find it?

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Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2021, 09:54:30 AM »
I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.

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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2021, 09:58:34 AM »
I used to get sections of yellow Matchbox track to fight each other.

I like this.  Could use bits of cereal box for the same effect but sections of Matchbox track cost money so are better thank you.

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Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2021, 01:55:55 PM »

Can think of a few accounts here I would like to "smash toys together"

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Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2021, 01:56:54 PM »
I once smashed a He-Man into a Transformer.

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Re: has anyone here ever smashed a toy together
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2021, 03:48:48 PM »
I tried to get a Stretch Armsrong to do it to itself but it kept sliding off and retracting into a heap

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