Would you please stop describing swans (in-depth) as 'small fluffy unicorns'?

[Glebe]

Would you please stop describing swans (in-depth) as 'small fluffy unicorns'?

First of all, unicorns do not even exist. Second, swans do not have mythical horns. Furthermore, shouldn't you describe them as 'feathered' rather than 'fluffy'?

I just don't understand why you're doing this. Also would you please keep the required 2M distance when conversing with me? You are getting too close for comfort as you explain to me (erroneously) how these large, water-based birds somehow look like a pegasus-type legendary creature. Get a life, mate!

[idunnosomename]

a unicorn can break a man's arm though, I think that's the point

[Captain Z]

What were the ponds like when you were young?