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Answers to questions raised in songs
« on: April 07, 2021, 08:16:05 PM »
Let's go! Bringing this back with an old favourite:

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I'm made of worms

bgmnts

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2021, 08:20:25 PM »
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Why does it always rain on me?

Climate change.

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2021, 08:22:03 PM »
Should I stay or should I go now?

Go. To Oscillations.

kalowski

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2021, 08:23:55 PM »
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

I don't know.

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2021, 08:26:46 PM »
What's the story morning glory?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_glory

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2021, 08:28:01 PM »
When will I see you again?

Three to five days if the new eyes take.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2021, 08:28:34 PM »
Why why why [Did you betray me and sleep with another] Delilah?
........ No answer (Delilah dead)

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2021, 08:31:05 PM »
How Soon Is Now?

Very soon. Right now in fact.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2021, 08:32:39 PM »
"Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?"

No

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2021, 08:35:26 PM »
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


Sorry mate wrong number

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2021, 08:40:17 PM »
How do you sleep?

In a big bed with my wife

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2021, 08:41:27 PM »
And I say heyyyyeyyyyeyyyyeyyyyeyy heyyyeyyyeyyyy, I said hey what’s going on?

Not much. Yourself?

Inspector Norse

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2021, 08:58:56 PM »
P.S.K. we're makin' that green
People always say "what the hell does that mean?"


Take your pick mates
https://www.abbreviations.com/PSK
They didn't have the internet in the '80s I guess

Inspector Norse

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2021, 09:02:22 PM »
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?


Yes

My client would like to plead guilty, your honour.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2021, 09:08:28 PM »
Who the fuck is Alice?
I don't know stop shouting at me.

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2021, 09:20:12 PM »
You suffer but why?

i live in the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

Rizla

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2021, 09:26:22 PM »
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?

Yes - see above

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2021, 09:31:21 PM »
Why are we sleeping?

Because we're tired. Anyway we're not sleeping because you keep asking questions. Be quiet.

Inspector Norse

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2021, 09:34:31 PM »
Who loves the sun? Who cares that it makes plants grow? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?

Though almost every culture uses solar motifs, only a relatively few cultures (Egyptian, Indo-European, and Meso-American) developed solar religions.[1]
 1. Encyclopaedia Britannica, online edition

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2021, 09:45:06 PM »
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?


I'd tell Him to get off His arse and do some work round here for once, the big omniscient dosser.

katzenjammer

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2021, 09:49:31 PM »
How many roads must a man walk down?

42

kalowski

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2021, 09:52:57 PM »
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
John Barrowman

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2021, 10:01:59 PM »
I’m a loser baby,
So why don’t you kill me?


Ach, we’ll wait and see how Hartlepool goes first.

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2021, 10:06:36 PM »
Do you beeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieve in love after love?

No and I'm not sure what was wrong with Love-all actually but you know what these tennis folk are like........I mean why do people have to keep mucking about with things

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2021, 10:10:09 PM »
Oh by the way, which one's pink?

That Grammy Award winner over there.

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2021, 10:11:15 PM »
Can I touch you there?

No

Touch you deep inside?

NO

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2021, 10:11:57 PM »
Do you beeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieve in love after love?

No and I'm not sure what was wrong with Love-all actually but you know what these tennis folk are like........I mean why do people have to keep mucking about with things
Hate to do this, TP, but the line is “life after love”

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2021, 10:13:54 PM »
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Well, everyone would be watching us, would be a bit weird.

No One Will Be Watching Us, Whhhhy Don't We Do It, In The Road?

Huh, diden't think of that, fair enough! Off they come, Macca...

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2021, 10:13:58 PM »
Hate to do this, TP, but the line is “life after love”


Mr Banlon

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2021, 10:14:19 PM »
When will I, will I be famous ?
For about 6 months in 1988

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