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Answers to questions raised in songs

Started by Barry Admin, April 07, 2021, 08:16:05 PM

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Barry Admin

Let's go! Bringing this back with an old favourite:

QuoteWhy do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I'm made of worms

bgmnts

QuoteWhy does it always rain on me?

Climate change.

Norton Canes

Should I stay or should I go now?

Go. To Oscillations.

kalowski

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

I don't know.


frajer

When will I see you again?

Three to five days if the new eyes take.

steve98

Why why why [Did you betray me and sleep with another] Delilah?
........ No answer (Delilah dead)

Icehaven

How Soon Is Now?

Very soon. Right now in fact.

DrGreggles

"Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?"

No

TrenterPercenter

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


Sorry mate wrong number

Shoulders?-Stomach!

How do you sleep?

In a big bed with my wife

frajer

And I say heyyyyeyyyyeyyyyeyyyyeyy heyyyeyyyeyyyy, I said hey what's going on?

Not much. Yourself?

Inspector Norse

P.S.K. we're makin' that green
People always say "what the hell does that mean?"


Take your pick mates
https://www.abbreviations.com/PSK
They didn't have the internet in the '80s I guess

Inspector Norse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?


Yes

My client would like to plead guilty, your honour.

Video Game Fan 2000

Who the fuck is Alice?
I don't know stop shouting at me.

idunnosomename

You suffer but why?

i live in the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

Rizla

I want to know, have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?

Yes - see above

jobotic

Why are we sleeping?

Because we're tired. Anyway we're not sleeping because you keep asking questions. Be quiet.

Inspector Norse

Who loves the sun? Who cares that it makes plants grow? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?

Though almost every culture uses solar motifs, only a relatively few cultures (Egyptian, Indo-European, and Meso-American) developed solar religions.[nb]Encyclopaedia Britannica, online edition[/nb]

flotemysost

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?


I'd tell Him to get off His arse and do some work round here for once, the big omniscient dosser.

katzenjammer

How many roads must a man walk down?

42

kalowski

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
John Barrowman

Jumblegraws

I'm a loser baby,
So why don't you kill me?


Ach, we'll wait and see how Hartlepool goes first.

TrenterPercenter

Do you beeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieve in love after love?

No and I'm not sure what was wrong with Love-all actually but you know what these tennis folk are like........I mean why do people have to keep mucking about with things

Blumf

Oh by the way, which one's pink?

That Grammy Award winner over there.

thenoise

Can I touch you there?

No

Touch you deep inside?

NO

Jumblegraws

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on April 07, 2021, 10:06:36 PM
Do you beeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieve in love after love?

No and I'm not sure what was wrong with Love-all actually but you know what these tennis folk are like........I mean why do people have to keep mucking about with things
Hate to do this, TP, but the line is "life after love"

BJBMK2

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Well, everyone would be watching us, would be a bit weird.

No One Will Be Watching Us, Whhhhy Don't We Do It, In The Road?

Huh, diden't think of that, fair enough! Off they come, Macca...


Mr Banlon

When will I, will I be famous ?
For about 6 months in 1988