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Answers to questions raised in songs

Started by Barry Admin, April 07, 2021, 08:16:05 PM

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Spoon of Ploff

Is there anybody out there?









































... maybe

Where do we go... where do we go now... where do we go?
Nowhere. We are in lockdown.

Ooh, where do we go... where do we go now... oh, where do we go now?
Did you not hear me? Are you not watching the news?

Where do we go... ooh, where do we go now... aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye where do we go now?
Oh fuck off. You're just being provocative now.

Where do we go... oh, where do we go now... oh, where do we go?
Where do we go now... where do we go... ooh, where do we go now?
Now now now now now now now sweet child... sweet chi-ee-ii-ee-ii-ee-ii-ee-ii-ee-ii-ee-ii-ee-ald o mieeiine

Spoiler alert
I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMOREFREHGRE
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I've always enjoyed Vic Reeves'

"Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No it's not wrong in your own home"

I think it might be the crooner-style wink to camera that sells it, but I couldn't find a clip on youtube :(

oy vey

Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me... ooooooh?

Carrying on with that racket?

steve98

And you know something is happening here but you dunno what it is... do you Mr Jones?


pupshaw

QuoteWhat would you do if I shut you outside
To stand in the rain and catch cold so you die?

nothing if I'm dead

greencalx

Why Can't I Be You?

Briefly, because we've not yet found a way to capture one person's mental state and reconstruct that within another person's brain. Doo-do-do-do-do-do-doooh.

pupshaw

QuoteIs there anybody here who'll listen to my story
All about a girl who came to stay?

Groan... not AGAIN...

Dr Rock

Where do broken hearts go?

In the ground or an incinerator mostly.


flotemysost

Please Mister Postman, look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me


Alright give me a second, and a bit further away please, that's not two metres

Why's it takin' such a long time
For me to hear from that boy of mine


Well lots of Royal Mail staff are off sick or isolating at the moment so there might be delays to normal services. Can't he text you if it's urgent? Is he one of these conspiracy theorists who's deleted WhatsApp because he thinks Bill Gates is spying on his messages or something? Better off without him, I reckon.


Ray Travez

Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh, is that the best you can do?

It is- you've clearly never shopped in Age UK, Steven

Mr Farenheit

Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't be friends? Why can't we be frieeeeeends?

Because you're keeping my parents in your secret dungeon.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

What's that coming over the hill?

It's an Astra.
A Vauxhall Astra.

timebug

What would you do if I sang out of tune...
I'd think fucking hell, it's a bloody Ringo song!

Ray Travez

Quote from: Dr Rock on April 08, 2021, 11:17:08 AM
Could It Be Magic?

No, she's just tucked her legs up in one half, and those are false feet coming out the other.

Is this a kind of magic?

No; as I already explained, it isn't magic at all. It's a trick box plus a certain amount of physical dexterity.