Author Topic: Answers to questions raised in songs  (Read 2649 times)

Butchers Blind

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2021, 10:15:04 PM »
"How am I supposed to live without you?"

Don't. Buy some rope you whiney shut.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2021, 10:15:43 PM »
Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she wonderful?

Mum! you’re embarrassing me.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2021, 10:17:17 PM »
What Time IS Love?

At precisely 23:07 on the night of April 11th 2024. A Thursday. Bring coat.

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2021, 10:21:13 PM »
I wanna know what love is?

Ah glad you asked; it's a score in tennis which equates to a player scoring zero.



<looks anxiously a Jumblegraws>

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2021, 10:21:30 PM »
What's he building in there?

Remote control boat I think, he's right into them. Have you got a sore throat? Want a Strepsil?

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2021, 10:21:41 PM »
'How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?'
I'd see a cardiologist, mate.

'Is There Something I Should Know?'
Probably, Si. There's a lot of useful knowledge out there!

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2021, 10:25:03 PM »
Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? When You Dressed Up Sharp And You Felt Alright?

Grans dead.


pigamus

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2021, 10:27:14 PM »
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Mind your own fucking business

Mr Banlon

  • If you're gonna go nog, you gotta go Mingus
Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2021, 10:29:23 PM »
What's a matter you, eh !?
Ankylosing Spondylitis




TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2021, 10:33:37 PM »
Are you gonna go my way?

It's your cab mate, you're the boss!

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2021, 10:37:11 PM »
WHO let the dogs out?

QAnon.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2021, 10:38:25 PM »
Hey, what about yesterday?
(What about us?)
What about the seas?
(What about us?)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us?)
I can't even breathe
(What about us?)
What about apathy?
(What about us?)
I need you
(What about us?)
What about nature's worth?
(Ooh)
It's our planet's womb
(What about us?)
What about animals?
(What about it?)
We've turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us?)
What about elephants?
(What about us?)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us?)
What about crying whales?
(What about us?)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us?)
What about forest trails?
(Ooh)
Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us?)
What about the holy land?
(What about it?)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us?)
What about the common man?
(What about us?)
Can't we set him free
(What about us?)
What about children dying?
(What about us?)
Can't you hear them cry?
(What about us?)
Where did we go wrong?
(Ooh)
Someone tell me why
(What about us?)
What about baby boy?
(What about it?)
What about the days?
(What about us?)
What about all their joy?
(What about us?)
What about the man?
(What about us?)
What about the crying man?
(What about us?)
What about Abraham?
(What about us?)
What about death again?
(Ooh)
Do we give a damn?




What about the kids, you dirty old dead cunt?

kalowski

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2021, 10:46:00 PM »
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Mind your own fucking business
This made me laugh way more than it should.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2021, 10:49:25 PM »
How will I know if he really loves me?

He'd take you to rehab hon.

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2021, 10:55:42 PM »
Life on Mars?

Possible; erosion patterns suggest it once held liquid water and even frozen water exists in some areas of the planet which one of the prerequisite for at least simple life such as bacteria.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2021, 10:58:05 PM »
Why did Bush knock down the towers?

Come on mate, we're all grown up now. No one really thinks George Bush was responsible for the attacks of September 11.

It was actually lizard space Jews who did it to stop Donald Trump from busting a peado ring being run from a pizza restaurant actually.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2021, 11:09:25 PM »
Do You Want A Sniff Of This? Are You A...Socialist?

In a last ditch effort to win back Labour voters, Starmer's controversial new slogan to be used by door knockers, was met with a "mixed" reaction.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2021, 11:17:22 PM »
How do I get you alone?

Tried Wonga?




Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2021, 11:25:00 PM »
If I said you had a beautiful body - Would you hold it against me?

Get out of my morgue.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2021, 11:31:50 PM »
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?


Pawnbroker will lend 50 quid against it

Midas

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2021, 11:49:26 PM »
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?


Yes but ONLY if you run 100 metres, score 100 goals or bake 100 cakes. Chop-chop!

Blumf

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2021, 12:24:32 AM »
How do I get you alone?

Tried Wonga?

I don't ge.... Aaaaah.

Bum Flaps

  • Don't cock it up this time!
Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2021, 12:59:18 AM »
Do you know the way to San Jose?

Um...can you be more specific, this is Mexico and every third pueblo is San something or other

Dex Sawash

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2021, 01:14:58 AM »
Tell me why I don't like Mondays

Because organized labour gave you weekends off, ingrate.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2021, 01:57:32 AM »
Why's everybody always picking on me?

Cos you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2021, 03:49:33 AM »
Do you want some of this?

Yes please!

...Then you're a stupid motherfucker!

:(

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2021, 04:39:21 AM »
"José, can you see by the dawn's early light?"

"Si"

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2021, 04:46:05 AM »
How can we dance, when our earth is turning?

Easily! the earth is now and has always been turning, there is no reason why this should interfere with your dancing. I really don't see your point.

How do we sleep, while our beds are burning?

Ok, that will be more difficult. I'll give you that one, fair's fair.

Famous Mortimer

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2021, 05:04:50 AM »
What's the frequency, Kenneth?

About once a week if the wife's in the mood, and my name is James

Famous Mortimer

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2021, 05:07:42 AM »
Are you are missing winner?
Honestly Mark E, I'm not sure I understand you.

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