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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2021, 07:12:44 AM »
is there something I should know?

Yes, you can't sing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😺😸😹☻

greencalx

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2021, 08:13:46 AM »
Where have all the flowers gone?

Same place as the bees. Symbiosis innit.

touchingcloth

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2021, 08:16:06 AM »
“Drax” is the answer, the question of course being “what’s she going to look like with a chimney on her?”

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2021, 08:19:51 AM »
Why are you being so reasonable now?

I was reasonable before. You need to move on David. Sing about something else.

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2021, 08:26:47 AM »
How are you going to have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Easily. Just eat pudding.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2021, 09:41:28 AM »
D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, D'you wanna be in my gang?

I don’t think so. Anyway, what are you doing talking about gangs at your age? Gangs are for kids.

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2021, 09:43:40 AM »
I drove all night crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?


Go on then but make it quick I'm fucking knackered

icehaven

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2021, 09:53:21 AM »
Where Are You Baby?

Dunno Betty but that's the end of your childminding career.

kalowski

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2021, 10:02:46 AM »
Is this the real life?

Yes

Is this just fantasy?

No. It's the real life.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2021, 10:04:54 AM »
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you?

Well I do now :/

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2021, 10:05:16 AM »
Quote
Are we human or are we dancer?

We are human.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2021, 10:12:28 AM »
Are Friends Electric?

No, they're flesh and blood

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2021, 10:15:32 AM »
Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Bum dials.

icehaven

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2021, 10:29:51 AM »
How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?

Don't feel obliged.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2021, 10:33:28 AM »
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?


That's not a very practical proposition there Mr Crosby, but then again I don't really fancy being a mule.

Dr Rock

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2021, 10:50:19 AM »
Does anyone know a way, there's got to be a way, to Blockbuster

You're havin' a larf aincha, went out of business yonks go flower.


Where were you hiding
When the storm broke
When the rain began to fall
When the thunder and the lightning struck
And the rain and the four winds did howl


I heard it was bad in Wales today. Been lovely here all day.


Who's going to drive you home tonight?

Me dad's picking me up.

Dex Sawash

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2021, 10:56:17 AM »
Are we not men? We are De

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER

Dr Rock

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2021, 10:59:45 AM »
Who By Fire

That's grandad.

pigamus

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #78 on: April 08, 2021, 11:01:46 AM »
^excellent

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #79 on: April 08, 2021, 11:11:52 AM »
What Time IS Love?

At precisely 23:07 on the night of April 11th 2024. A Thursday. Bring coat.

Thought it was at 3am. Eternal.

Dr Rock

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #80 on: April 08, 2021, 11:17:08 AM »
Could It Be Magic?

No, she's just tucked her legs up in one half, and those are false feet coming out the other.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #81 on: April 08, 2021, 11:29:43 AM »
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin? Can you tell me where he's gone?

- Maybe try Googling his name. Probably easier than just wandering around asking folk.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2021, 11:39:05 AM »
Where do go to, my lovely?

St Agnes Secondary, Jimmy.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2021, 11:39:11 AM »
Why does she pretend?

If she was honest about what she thought about your Crocodile shoes she knows it would hurt your feelings, Jimmy.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2021, 11:40:30 AM »
Have I the right to kiss you?'

That's £20 extra.

Dex Sawash

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2021, 11:43:11 AM »
Y

MCA

non capisco

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #86 on: April 08, 2021, 11:46:59 AM »
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Tell me....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?


Dunno, Annie.

non capisco

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #87 on: April 08, 2021, 11:49:28 AM »
Who put the bomp in the bompalompalomp?
Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?


Adam Woodyatt.

Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #88 on: April 08, 2021, 11:56:06 AM »
Did you happen to see, The most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?


Yep, went doctors, riddled with escaping tapeworms, looked like she had a tail!

Paul Calf

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Re: Answers to questions raised in songs
« Reply #89 on: April 08, 2021, 11:58:12 AM »
Should I stay or should I go now?

Go. To Oscillations.

"If I go there will be trouble,
If I stay there will be double,
So come one and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?"

Kind of answered your own question there, mate.

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