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Answers to questions raised in songs

Started by Barry Admin, April 07, 2021, 08:16:05 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

is there something I should know?

Yes, you can't sing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😺😸😹☻

greencalx

Where have all the flowers gone?

Same place as the bees. Symbiosis innit.

touchingcloth

"Drax" is the answer, the question of course being "what's she going to look like with a chimney on her?"

jobotic

Why are you being so reasonable now?

I was reasonable before. You need to move on David. Sing about something else.

touchingcloth

How are you going to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Easily. Just eat pudding.

D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, D'you wanna be in my gang?

I don't think so. Anyway, what are you doing talking about gangs at your age? Gangs are for kids.

Jerzy Bondov

I drove all night crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?


Go on then but make it quick I'm fucking knackered

Icehaven

Where Are You Baby?

Dunno Betty but that's the end of your childminding career.

kalowski

Is this the real life?

Yes

Is this just fantasy?

No. It's the real life.

Poobum

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you?

Well I do now :/

JaDanketies

QuoteAre we human or are we dancer?

We are human.

Jittlebags

Are Friends Electric?

No, they're flesh and blood

frajer

Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Bum dials.

Icehaven

How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?

Don't feel obliged.

Jittlebags

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?


That's not a very practical proposition there Mr Crosby, but then again I don't really fancy being a mule.

Dr Rock

Does anyone know a way, there's got to be a way, to Blockbuster

You're havin' a larf aincha, went out of business yonks go flower.


Where were you hiding
When the storm broke
When the rain began to fall
When the thunder and the lightning struck
And the rain and the four winds did howl


I heard it was bad in Wales today. Been lovely here all day.


Who's going to drive you home tonight?

Me dad's picking me up.

Dex Sawash

Are we not men? We are De

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER

Dr Rock


pigamus


Dusty Substance

Quote from: BJBMK2 on April 07, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
What Time IS Love?

At precisely 23:07 on the night of April 11th 2024. A Thursday. Bring coat.

Thought it was at 3am. Eternal.

Dr Rock

Could It Be Magic?

No, she's just tucked her legs up in one half, and those are false feet coming out the other.

Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin? Can you tell me where he's gone?

- Maybe try Googling his name. Probably easier than just wandering around asking folk.

Gulftastic

Where do go to, my lovely?

St Agnes Secondary, Jimmy.

Bently Sheds

Why does she pretend?

If she was honest about what she thought about your Crocodile shoes she knows it would hurt your feelings, Jimmy.

Gulftastic

Have I the right to kiss you?'

That's £20 extra.

Dex Sawash


non capisco

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Tell me....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?


Dunno, Annie.

non capisco

Who put the bomp in the bompalompalomp?
Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?


Adam Woodyatt.

Poobum

Did you happen to see, The most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?


Yep, went doctors, riddled with escaping tapeworms, looked like she had a tail!

Paul Calf

Quote from: Norton Canes on April 07, 2021, 08:22:03 PM
Should I stay or should I go now?

Go. To Oscillations.

"If I go there will be trouble,
If I stay there will be double,
So come one and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?"

Kind of answered your own question there, mate.