Answers to questions raised in songs

[non capisco]

What's your take on Cassavetes?

The Notebook is SHIT!

[notjosh]

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Well, everyone would be watching us, would be a bit weird.

No One Will Be Watching Us, Whhhhy Don't We Do It, In The Road?

Huh, diden't think of that, fair enough! Off they come, Macca...

McCartney later had a change of heart of course...
https://mega.nz/file/TXYiQCJb#2EVAZjfMOQY7mg3rW9OTpaXt2gAZDs-1fLnvkJDI_Sw

[greencalx]

How long has this been going on?

3'21'' in the original version.

[Gulftastic]

Who killed Bambi?

Probably old age. White Tail Deer have an average lifespan of 20 years.

[Jerzy Bondov]

A few questions that I need to know
How you could ever hurt me so?
I need to know what I've done wrong
And how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention?
Or did I not give enough affection?
Not only will your answers keep me sane
But I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know
Did I never treat you right?
Did I always start the fight?
Either way, I'm going out of my mind
All the answers to my questions
I have to find

Probably not going to bother with that lot, sorry. Got a lot on.

[bakabaka]

Who killed Bambi?

Probably old age. White Tail Deer have an average lifespan of 20 years.

Wrong! It was Godzilla.

[baptist]

Hey Matthew, when you're watching TV;
Hey, Hey Matthew, what do you see?

Bangbabes and Antiques Road Trip mostly.

[dissolute ocelot]

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?

Three billion lightyears to the space planet Xenu. Also, I was in Gotti.

Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

Yes but it's in the garage a lot.

Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?

Why do you think I'm totally changing my wardrobe and hair and taking up smoking?

Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put a fight?

No, I only sexually assault men.

[Ray Travez]

Why must these three sisters tease their lonely brother so?

I don't know, but they're rotten to the Corr!

[The Mollusk]

Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

Fucking do one mate obviously, continue to avoid all responsibility for my actions by thoroughly doing one

[TrenterPercenter]

Can I get a witness?

click here





A CAB favourite from the past

[Paul Calf]

Who's that girl running around with you?

Spoiler alert

You mum.

[close]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Do ya think I'm sexy?

No.

[Icehaven]

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

1500, and cul-de-sacs don't count.

[frajer]

So tell me have you ever really, really ever loved a woman?

Who's saying this then? Mike? He's full of SHIT.

[bakabaka]

Do ya think I'm sexy?

No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eULilLiRdv8

[Gulftastic]

Who Knows Where The Time Goes?

Doc Brown.

[cincoveces05]

Are you ready to be Heartbroken?

Lloyd, i'm ready to be heartbroken!

[Famous Mortimer]

Hey, fellas

What?

Fellas

I'm still here, Mr A-Lot

Has your girlfriend got the butt?

Her cigarette, brand name "Healthy", is still on fire. Can you recommend a course of action?

[pigamus]

Why Are People Grudgeful?

Because they've met you

[Jockice]

And I said: "What about Breakfast At Tiffany's?"

She said: "What about it?"

[touchingcloth]

Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?
Eva and Blondi first - yes, Blondi first - then the Führer
I'll shoot until your head comes off
Then swallow pills mit wurst, pills mit wurst
Also pils mit.

Allies coming, Allies coming
Let me be your wife let me be your wife let me be your
Shoot until my head comes off
Then swallow pills mit wurst.

[Mr Banlon]

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with ?
Su Pollard as Peggy

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

So if I stand in front of a speeding car, would you tell me who you are?

...Fucking chillax mate, you're taking our clandestine affair way too seriously

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?

- They're pretending they're not in, mate. Sorry to have to break it to you.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Remember when you spilled coke all over your blouse?

SNNNOOOORRRT

[Pink Gregory]

are you the one that I've been waiting for?

Yes, Mr Cave, I'm here to fix the boiler.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

someone tell me why I do the things that I don't want to do

well bob, you're holding a beer and came to on stage to chants of 'the club is open' and your last ten songs were about hangovers

[Bently Sheds]

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Late bus, mate.

[frajer]

Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Wheerrrrrre is my mind?

Your skull. Your skull. Youuurrrrr skull.