Author Topic: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols  (Read 2403 times)

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2021, 09:49:36 AM »
He looks like an egg. What are the chances

John Toad looks like a toad, also incredible.

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2021, 10:13:43 AM »
To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

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used in reference to a difficult situation in which a person must choose between two equally deserving alternatives.

I'm just glad my wife Hobson will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2021, 10:20:13 AM »
To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm just glad my wife Margaret Holocaust will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2021, 10:26:33 AM »
To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

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egg [ eg ]
n. man with big round bald head

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2021, 10:30:13 AM »
gregg (n)

egg.

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2021, 10:40:19 AM »
Go to work on a Gregg

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2021, 10:41:44 AM »
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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2021, 10:52:35 AM »
There was that episode of Inside The Factory where he went to see how eggs are made and got accidently shipped off to a Morrisons in Maldon.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2021, 10:52:52 AM »
Reposting my drawing of Gregg. I sent it to him on Twitter but he didn't respond.



That's great!

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2021, 10:53:12 AM »
To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm glad someone brought this up. I have heard this phrase a lot and it's always been in a generic sense, and never as an actual reference to a book or film or whatever it is.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2021, 11:32:44 AM »
people use it as shorthand for a hellish dilemma (or more commonly to make light of someone else's more trivial dilemma ime) but gregg has used it solely because the guy's wife's name is sophie I think. anyway I've heard he has 10 more mouths than he needs and is covered in blood

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2021, 11:36:17 AM »
*Sophie arrives at concentration camp*

Sophie: I'll have the duck, please!

Baby Gregg the Nazi Egg: LAAAAAAHVELY!

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2021, 12:00:13 PM »
They cut out the contestant's reply: "Haha yeah it's a reggular Sophie's egg alright SHIT."

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2021, 12:42:35 PM »
"What do you want for breakfast Gregg?"
"You know what I want"
*both* "EGGS!"
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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2021, 12:58:45 PM »
I don't reckon Wallace came up with the joke. Someone on production found out his fiance's name and it go put in the script and nobody knew where it was from, maybe a romcom or something. I'm sure Sophie has heard it a million times anyway.
Or his fiance's name is Sarah and they couldn't come up with anything so they told him to lie.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2021, 01:56:33 PM »
He's clearly just a loose cannon at this point.

GREGG: What's your fiancee's name?
MAN: Sarah.
GREGG: Sophie?? Perfect. Roll cameras.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2021, 02:08:36 PM »
Don’t want to spoil the fun or anything, but has anyone actually seen Greg Wallace lay an egg? Not saying it isn’t true, but you’ve got to be very careful nowadays.

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2021, 02:24:08 PM »
and further to that, has anyone ever seen Gregg Wallace and an egg in the same room?

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2021, 02:41:18 PM »


sorry to burst your bubble/yolk - he can't be in the pancake and tossing the pancake at the same time

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2021, 02:43:18 PM »
Man: My wife Sophie, she is an angel.

GREGG: Like Joseph Mengele?

Man: pardon

GREGG: INFAMOUS! BUTCHER! ANGELOFDEATH!!!!!

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2021, 03:00:31 PM »
Arbeit macht fried egg

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2021, 04:05:11 PM »
MAN: My wife Sophie picked this one.

GREGG: Heh. It's a classic 'do you kill Hitler as a baby' scenario. I would.

PRODUCER: CUT.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2021, 04:18:24 PM »
Did they deliberately lower the audio of "it was"? I swear I hear "it was Sophie's choice" but it was isnt as audible.


They have to cover the sickening squelch it makes whenever his textures pop back in.

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2021, 05:59:45 PM »
“Wassat you’re writing down? Not shindlers list issit?”


Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2021, 06:16:13 PM »
"i tried to work out how to solve the problem of my cake collapsing after i ice it"
"found a final solution 'ave ya?"

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2021, 06:20:22 PM »
"i learned this recipe from my wife sue"
"sue datenland? if ya dont want any bovver make sure to keep her in check"

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2021, 08:03:24 AM »
'My wife was a good friend of Frank McCourt and an expert on the annexation of Austria in 1938

Anschluss ashes!? Howzat gonna improve your pie matey?'

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2021, 11:20:31 AM »
"at the weekend  we get together with my belgian neighbours have an only fools night where we dress up as the character and make steak and chips, i play del boy and I do the steaks, my wife is rodney and she does the mushroom..."
"....and uncle albert makes frites?"

Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2021, 11:31:58 AM »
"So Greg, before I married my wife she was working as an intelligence agent in the german army, trying to route out marxist and cosmopolitan influences from the german worker's party. Then after a chance meeting with a member of an occultist society with far right links, she decided to put her skepticism of organized populist politics behind her and start her own party. Over that time she brokered many important coalitions with far right and far left groups alike and became well known for her inflammatory rhetoric style, focused upon scapegoating marginalized members of german society particularly jews. Over the next decade, she lead various failed insurrections across germany until finally becoming chancellor in a misguided attempt by the dwindling center to quell extremism by giving demagogues powerful non-partisan positions within the state. Then we had a lovely honeymoon in Bournemouth where I learned how to make these sausage rolls"
"So it was her struggle then? Arf arf arf"

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Re: Egg Wallace with some primetime Holocaust lols
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2021, 11:35:42 AM »
GREGG: there's actually some bloody good sense in Mein Kampf, why do you think THEY banned it?

*reverse shot to blank-faced contestant*

GREGG: * grins inanely and cackles*

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