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Terrible news

Started by Chedney Honks, April 08, 2021, 07:34:59 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

'One of the UK's poorest men stabbed to death'

A headline we're unlikely to ever see.


The Mollusk

'One of the UK's baldest men stabbed to death'

A hairline we're unlikely to ever see.

Video Game Fan 2000

'One of the Britain's least stabbed to death men, stabbed to death'

Ferris

Odd anecdote from the MP that "strangely enough" he met the multi multi millionaire before getting a seat in parliament, not after as one would expect (and would be entirely normal).

Says a lot about the system I suppose.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: The Mollusk on April 08, 2021, 07:42:49 PM
'One of the UK's baldest men stabbed to death'

A hairline we're unlikely to ever see.

Now you've got Norfolk's baldest man!

BlodwynPig

NOW REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH!!!

Sebastian Cobb

People have been saying maybe it's more realistic to do good outside of the Labour party, perhaps this is what they meant.

Chedney Honks

Hard to gauge the tone here sometimes but this has really shaken me.

Alberon


pigamus

Love to see a thread on here called "Terrible news", thanks for that guys

Buelligan

I see they pushed the boat out with the flowers.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

According to Manifesto 62 this cunt should have been equalised and pulped 21 years ago.

Johnny Yesno

QuoteThe MP added the incident was rare for his constituency and there was "no cause or reason for alarm" based on the police briefing.

Oh, really? Sounds to me like the police have lost control on that estate and need to introduce random stop and search.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Buelligan on April 08, 2021, 08:01:04 PM
I see they pushed the boat out with the flowers.



Are we sure this isn't the work of an emotional motorist?

Buelligan


shiftwork2

Oh I've stayed at one of those hotels, it was a secret half-price shhhh lastminute.com thing.  The telly didn't work and I inadvertently left big shit stripe on one of the towels.

RIP

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The 'woman 'believed to be his wife' who is in critical seems to have been afforded the status of nameless collateral.

'The UKs Richest man plus some...dunno... Woodlouse.'

Surely it is quite easy to research her name?

Paul Calf

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 08, 2021, 08:01:20 PM
According to Manifesto 62 this cunt should have been equalised and pulped 21 years ago.

Except he was rich enough to bribe his way out of it.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 08, 2021, 08:07:12 PM
The 'woman 'believed to be his wife' who is in critical seems to have been afforded the status of nameless collateral.

'The UKs Richest man plus some...dunno... Woodlouse.'

Surely it is quite easy to research her name?

It's Mrs One-of-the-UK's-richest-men. Show some cocking respect.

Buelligan

She could be a penile wart.  Something benign.  Just ignore her.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Now he is dead can we have the money, the money and the land? It seems the money and land should be redistributed to the living.

I know Wartlouse is in critical but maybe if we slip Doc a tenner she go bye bye

Buelligan

I'm just hoping he was mad enough to marry Julie Burchill.

Captain Z

So that's a nice thing for one of the UK's richest men to be, isn't it Andy?

lipsink

The article describes him as "caring, warm and generous". Yet he was worth £300 million. Hmm.

GMTV

All that money and his whole life ahead of him

Shoulders?-Stomach!

You know another rich man who died? Adolf Hitler


Makes you think

jobotic

And people wonder why more of the country's richest men don't post here.







Is that how it goes?

Anyway goodnight sweet parasite.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

QuoteA 34-year-old man, from Gillingham, has been arrested on suspicion of murder.
I'm gonna say it's either his grandson, or her son/victim's stepson. Did it for the money.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: pigamus on April 08, 2021, 07:59:08 PM
Love to see a thread on here called "Terrible news", thanks for that guys

Must be a blessed relief when you realise though.