Terrible news

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

What does " smdh" mean? ( I suppose I *am* a bit of a gramps, really. Can't I be an older sort of cool figurehead for this forum, like Brian Cant before he died, or something?)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Ronnie Corbett in a dress, reading newspaper with headline KNIFE INCIDENT LEAVES WOMANS HUSBAND MOTIONLESS

The future Lawrence Fox is trying to protect us from.

[Buelligan]

Well he's not doing a very good job of it.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

" smdh" mean?

Stabbing Millionaires makes me Damned Happy.

Are your children texting about class war? Its more likely than you think.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

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With a little tightening up, this could be a great Mogwai album title.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I don't want to hear Mogwai do Archie Bell covers, ta.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

How the fuck did I fuck up that quote thing? I'm just giving fuel to the fire of those skateboarding in the shopping centres " LOL, you're such a looser, gramps!" types, here :(

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Try not to type the post with a zimmer frame, and then don't post it by sliding down your staircase in a tin bath landing on the enter key.

[idunnosomename]

where's this cunt's corpse now? i want to fuck it inside out

[Prison Biscuits]

Hypocritical bunch of bastards, criticising this old man for getting stabbed while you're all tucking into your big knife suppers.

[Butchers Blind]

Its true money can't buy you happiness but it can get you stabbed.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

big knife suppers

MC Big Knife Suppers is my rap name don't make fun

[Ferris]

i leave this website for two months (i left this website for two months did anyone notice) and when i come back not everyone celebrates when a multi-millionaire is stabbed to death? what Happened to this place

I had party poppers and a cake for when kittens-free day #100 rolled around ("and many more to come!") then this fucking thread happened.

Have to throw them in the bin now. Devastated.

[Prison Biscuits]

This never would have happened if he'd been wearing a big vest stuffed full of all of his lovely money. It just goes to show,

[Captain Z]

Deeply insulting to the taxpayers of this country.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Deeply insulting to the taxpayers of this country.

I tried to pay in knives and HM Inland Revenue and Customs told me to fuck right off.

[idunnosomename]

he liked the way it felt inside him

fucking him harder HARDER

[Johnny Yesno]

But, seriously, do you know what initials are used to refer to the Limited company named after Sir Richard Sutton?

YOLO?

Like a cashflow crisis in the victim's multi-million pound hotel empire, for example.

Do go on.

[Johnny Yesno]

Can't I be an older sort of cool figurehead for this forum, like Brian Cant before he died, or something?

No, you cant.

[Johnny Yesno]

I tried to pay in knives and HM Inland Revenue and Customs told me to fuck right off.

Tbf, they probably get these tax cuts jokes all the time.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No, you cant.

I see what you did there! Very good.

[BlodwynPig]

I don't really care for being called a nauseating little creep by some sneering, superior cunt just because I choose not to join in with people expressing glee at some rich old cunt being stabbed to death in  sub- reddit tones which I thought would have been beneath most of the contributors to this forum, to be honest. Fatty.

It gets us all in the end

[BlodwynPig]

Leese, look, we're just laughing because our hearts are breaking.  Have a care!

Seriously though, I am laughing because the world treats this as news, news, not because this old gump did anything good for anyone, no, simply because he piled up a shit load of money.  That is why we are supposed to care.  That is why they think people are interested. If he'd been on universal credit no one would've given two shits.  Don't that make you want to boogie?

A story as old as...Murdoch

[Spoon of Ploff]

So there's a Gillingham in Dorset and a Gillingham in Kent.

Is there a law on the minimum distance allowed between towns that can have the same name?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He inherited his title and estate from his father in 1981. In total he and his family own close to 7,000 acres of land across the UK – more than double the amount owned by the Ministry of Defence.

Can I have some

[BlodwynPig]

Can I have some

CaB Freedom to Roam meet?

ps. the breathless toadying in that sentence makes me want to go out a stab the Arch-Capitalist God Itself.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's ok I don't need any of it

[BlodwynPig]

It's ok I don't need any of it

The man killed hundreds of stags! Stags that could have been deployed against the empire

[jobotic]

So there's a Gillingham in Dorset and a Gillingham in Kent.

Is there a law on the minimum distance allowed between towns that can have the same name?

Pronounced differently.

[earl_sleek]

Laughing after the death of someone hurts no one, it's not like they can tell. It'd be different if people were making jokes about his death on his family members' social medias, but I doubt Mrs Wartlouse reads CaB.

I can confirm I am delighted this rich cunt has been murdered dead.