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Have you read a post by Ferris? You could be entitled to compensation.

Started by popcorn, April 08, 2021, 08:52:41 PM

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popcorn

On account of it having been highly likely to be fucken shite.

Ferris


Ferris

Looks like the Great British public have spoken, and actually they luuuurve my stuff.

Hard cheddar for you, pal.

popcorn


Ferris

Quote from: popcorn on April 09, 2021, 12:58:13 AM
Our helpline has been overrun with calls actually.

Probably just Glebe in a wig.

Face it; I'm here to stay.

canadagoose


BlodwynPig




Ferris



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Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 09, 2021, 09:25:05 AM
His baseball posts are gold. He even has a Patreon for them.

I think they are called "stumps" in baseball.

Ferris


chveik


Ferris

Quote from: chveik on April 09, 2021, 10:28:19 PM
can you put a price on such a trauma?

50 quid cash but I accept cheques if the amount is upped to 60.

Glebe



"Hi, actor Roger Martin here! You may remember me as Terry's nephew Alan in Terry and June, but as the face of SunLife Insurance, I am here to tell you with PEACE and LOVE that if you are a finicky old sheep like popcorn and have been disappointed in the quality of Ferris' posts, you may be entitled to compensation! Call now and get a FREE PEN!"

*"A biro, not a 'sheep' pen, that you could keep popcorn in, unfortunately."

BlodwynPig

It's taken me 76 hours, but I've read all Ferris' posts now. Only the posts about baseball, life in Canada, his son, guns, big finance, political naivety in the UK, political astuteness in N. America, Aston Villa FC, Edinburgh, Walsall, basements, being in a 5th rate band playing bass, seamanship and life as a hobo, are any good. The rest are worth litigation.

Ferris

I'll point out that I played guitar and keyboards. Implying I have ever played the bass guitar is ugly slander, frankly.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 11, 2021, 05:46:06 PM
I'll point out that I played guitar and keyboards. Implying I have ever played the bass guitar is ugly slander, frankly.

Compensation please or slander continues.

Glebe

I earned a crip fiver when I became bored by a Replies post last year. Get in! And thank you, SunLife!

Ferris

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 11, 2021, 06:09:31 PM
Compensation please or slander continues.

Actually I tell a lie, I've played bass on a demo EP because Ian wasn't about that day.

As you were.