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Duke of Deadinburgh

Started by Huxleys Babkins, April 09, 2021, 12:05:42 PM

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jobotic

Quote from: Blue Jam on April 09, 2021, 12:14:18 PM
How are they going to pin this on Meghan Markle now?


They will. And by implication all people who aren't Greek white.

Barry Admin

So The Queen is single and ready to mingle?  Got it.

Captain Z

Terrible, terrible, terrible news.

Awful.

BlodwynPig


BritishHobo

The responses to the official Royal Family tweet are refreshingly unsycophantic and... almost CaB-like:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1380475865323212800

QuoteGone too soon, we love you hun, here if you need anything x

QuoteMy man has looked like a living zombie for the past 30 years. Guess all the peadophilia kept him alive

Quotelol

Ian Drunken Smurf


Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: BritishHobo on April 09, 2021, 12:16:23 PM
The responses to the official Royal Family tweet are refreshingly unsycophantic and... almost CaB-like:

https://mobile.twitter.com/kaydiem_/status/1380476245595590656

how you are gonna spend your lottery winnings nostradamus

TrenterPercenter

QuoteRemembered for his controversial wit


<Roy Chubby Brown frantically takes notes>

idunnosomename

The BBC taken all the radio channels off to talk about this horrible old cunt

Edit: i apologise. Horrible dead old cunt.

dr_christian_troy

Does this mean I can stop working today and continue drinking beer like I have since 11am anyway

Quote

Time to cash in on that Duke of Edinburgh award badge I got as a kid.

Didn't he and Her Maj have separate bedrooms?  That is, she wouldn't have just lifted the bed sheet then screamed her head off.  If it was some footman found him, I'm imagining him going: 'erm, your majesty, I have a little bit of awkward news...'

Fabian Thomsett


GoblinAhFuckScary


mothman

Wonder who they hollowed out and transferred his brain into.

Zero Gravitas

This is really going to upset the Queen.

Perhaps not enough though.

bakabaka


Charles'll have to pretend to give a shit.  Harry'll have to pretend to be reunited.

lankyguy95

Harry must be devastated. Just a few months ago that was his grandad.

Jittlebags


Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on April 09, 2021, 12:20:44 PM
Charles'll have to pretend to give a shit.  Harry'll have to pretend to be reunited.

Sincerely I think we could hear a right lot of crap about how Phil's final passion was free market ecological solutions and his last days were preoccupied with saving the planet.

Even though he was probably watching It Ain't Half Hot Mum all day and screaming at the nurse to fast forward every second that Michael Bates wasn't on screen.

Blue Jam

Please be upstanding for our national anthem:

https://youtu.be/33SjUj4J5BU

idunnosomename

Kier starmer has issued a fawning euology that is way longer than it has any business being

Blue Jam

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on April 09, 2021, 12:20:44 PM
Charles'll have to pretend to give a shit.  Harry'll have to pretend to be reunited.

Nah, still a limit of 30 at funerals in England, Bants and Syoots might have just dodged it.

Spode

Might finally get the Royal Family/Funnybones crossover I've longed for.

notjosh

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on April 09, 2021, 12:22:47 PM
Sincerely I think we could hear a right lot of crap about how Phil's final passion was free market ecological solutions and his last days were preoccupied with saving the planet.

From my neighbourhood WhatsApp group:

"What sad news. Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh, has died. RIP"
"Awful news. End of an era."
"Yes indeed. He was unique and a brilliant innovator."

BritishHobo

He was always so funny and witty when he would go to China and call them slitty-eyed rest in peace are Phil you are in are hearts xx

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Quote from: Chollis on April 09, 2021, 12:13:37 PM
surely we get a day off. i can't be expected to continue working with this news

Right in the fuckin Easter holidays where loads of people are already off anyway the ABSOLUTE CUNT


I bet the Queen will wait a year and then die on the exact same day.

Zero Gravitas

Still, open season on slandering the paedo fuck now.