Duke of Deadinburgh

[BlodwynPig]

What's that furry creature in front of the pumpkin? Has Will and Kate's mutant firstborn escaped from the tower?

It's a wombat, beloved in South Korea and Japan.

[Paul Calf]

Ooh, SirLordGrace Phil, your time is valuable and I am not worthy to lick the casually-discarded fried swan and caviar pasty off your wonderfully shining patent John Lobbs.



Ooh, PaedoPhil, please spurn me like the dirt I am. FEUDALISE ME! DO IT NOW!

[Paul Calf]

Has anyone seen any bad poetry arising from the passing of The Racist Cunt Of Death?

[Blue Jam]

Has anyone seen any bad poetry arising from the passing of The Racist Cunt Of Death?

This is the best one I could find on Twitter:



GREEK GOD

[BlodwynPig]

"Lilibet's mate"

Nick Witchell should be forced to read that poem on the 6pm news.

[studpuppet]

BBC giving airtime to Prince Andrew. Disgusting.

I laughed.

[Blue Jam]

Also if ol' Queeno is The Cunt of Death did that make Phil The Cock of Death?

I tried some poetry myself, inspired by Elton John. This is as far as I got:

And it seems to me you lived your life
With your willy up the Queen

[Paul Calf]

This is the best one I could find on Twitter:



GREEK GOD

"Check out my classical references, ladies!"

And it seems to me you lived your life
With your willy up the Queen

Better. Although if they bumped uglies more than a dozen times, I'd be amazed.

[steve98]

I too have been wondering about the lack of shit poetry re Phil, and have concluded - it's too early (I tried writing one, but it wasn't shit enough.) However, now the weekends over I'm expecting things to change (Maxine, from Nether Wallop? You readin' this?)

[Thomas]

[Lily Allen controv]

Funny, innit? The very people celebrating Philip's 'un-PC' nature are the same ones that put you under citizen's arrest if you treat his death with even the mildest flippancy.

[Oz Oz Alice]

Also if ol' Queeno is The Cunt of Death did that make Phil The Cock of Death?

I tried some poetry myself, inspired by Elton John. This is as far as I got:

That's an exciting thought: maybe this will cause Elton to do a repeat of his version of I'm Still Standing, the comedy highlight of last year. It's hard to feel too stirred by the long overdue death of a lizard nonce who fed on the blood of the young though so maybe if we tell him Diana has died again he'd buy it.

[Endicott]

This is the best one I could find on Twitter:



GREEK GOD

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became top racist prince cunt of death.

[Cuellar]

Ahh the acrostic cleverly spells out TAAHHQSHAFM

[Retinend]

https://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-30019304.html
Prince Phillip brands teenager 'too fat' to be astronaut

I find the astronaut one funny. It's so outrageously spiteful it seems like something out of a sit-com rather than something that actually happened and that overrides any sense of empathy.

Gentlemen, you can't empathise in here, this is the reveling-in-an-old-man's-death room!

[SpiderChrist]

Has anyone seen any bad poetry arising from the passing of The Racist Cunt Of Death?

Have tried to locate a Maxine from Ely special, but no joy to date. I vow to continue the search.

[steve98]

I've already started the search for Maxine from Ely's(Nether Wallop) tribute (Didn't you read my earlier post?). So you can stand down friend, I've got this.

[Dr Rock]

To Ace Of Spades by The Motorheads

If you like to shoot things, I tell you I'm your man
Pheasants, Tigers, all the same to me
If you're foreign in any way, I'll find a funny thing to say
Hey fatty face, you won't go into space, I love fox-hunts, I'm The Duke Of Cunts

Murdering a prosser, offending a darkie
Arranging Lady Di's death, it's all a game to me
Travelling to Asia, slitty eyes watching you
Andy is a nonce, Charles is just a ponce, the other one's a queero, each one's a dunce, I'm The Duke Of Cunts

You know I'm born to rule, with Queenie on my tool
And that's the way I like it baby
This family will rule forever
You won't forget this joker!

Pushing up the daisies, turns out that I dide
My last bit of wit, the dead man's made your telly shit
Meghan isn't white, lets hope her brakes keep working right
The only thing you see, all over your TV, The Duke Of Cunts
The Duke Of Cunts

[SpiderChrist]

Maxine has chosen not to commemorate the leaving of Phil, the traitorous sow. She has, however, written this inspirational piece on keeping sane. I hope it will help some of you, if only in some small way.

Poem of Hope

Have you ever wondered
What it's like to feel OK
Do you find life hard
Do you struggle every day

But do you keep it secret
Locked deep within your being
Buried right inside of you
So afraid of other's seeing

Some people, on the surface
Don such a good disguise
You'd be hard pressed to notice
The tears behind their eyes

There's different types of struggle
Some who can't get out of bed
Others caught up in a prison
Unwelcome thoughts invade their head

There are hundreds of reasons
Why you may not feel your best
A long standing issue
Or a result of this covid pest

But whatever you are facing
Please don't do it by yourself
Reach out to those around you
Let's all support our mental health

It's time we made a stand
So we all become aware
There is so much struggle in this world
Let's show how much we care

Demand for help outstrips supply
With waiting lists so long
If we could offer our support
Perhaps we'd right this wrong

Wouldn't it be nicer
If more people felt OK
If we all just pull together
I'm sure we'll find a way.

By Maxine Bailey
April 2021

[Oz Oz Alice]

I guess the tight fisted old bugger's got out of paying his Virgin sacrifice Media wank bill now.

[Chedney Honks]

To Ace Of Spades by The Motorheads

If you like to shoot things, I tell you I'm your man
Pheasants, Tigers, all the same to me

I actually had to leave the barber's just now at this line. Not exaggeration, not a joke. Last time I laughed so much in public I had to leave was Viz in an airport lounge about fifteen years ago.

[Darles Chickens]

lol

[Butchers Blind]

"Mr Speaker, like the Right Honourable gentleman opposite, I also recognise that Phil The Greek is dead".

[idunnosomename]

hopefully the commons chamber will fill with cum and burst

[Mr Farenheit]

[BlodwynPig]

Good to see National Rail have a good grasp of English.

[jobotic]

Phil the Greek also struggled with anything that was "coloured differently".

[phes]

these trains all look the same

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Train crying lots of small trains

[idunnosomename]

looks like the HTML was written by an Indian!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNNNNNTTTT*keyboard vaporises