Duke of Deadinburgh

[Captain Z]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNNNNNTTTT*keyboard vaporises

Harry Windsor and the Legend of Banter

[Sebastian Cobb]

looks like the HTML was written by an Indian!

ffs lol

[Cuellar]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

Genuinely feel like crying reading that. It's just too much. It's too desolate even for the desolation thread. In fact I think it renders all desolations completely obselete. It has destroyed the form.

[druss]

Legend Phil.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

Starmer demanding to know why any of his team of writers didn't think of that one first.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNNNNNTTTT*keyboard vaporises

The Gary of Royalty

[Huxleys Babkins]

You'll all feel a bit stupid when Harry clarifies that he meant to say that Phil was "The Legend of Zelda".

[Blumf]

Which is better?

Duke of Edinburgh, or Duke of Earl?

[Blue Jam]

Phew, I was starting to like Helicopter Murderer, that's snapped me out of it.

As for Network Rail, around 10% of all men are colourblind, so potentially that's around 5% of people trying to buy rail tickets. Bit of a daft thing to do even if the lockdown travel restrictions weren't being eased.

[jobotic]

You'll all feel a bit stupid when Harry clarifies that he meant to say that Phil was "The Legend of Zelda".

Total pikmin

[bgmnts]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56713953

[Norton Canes]

Lamacq now playing 'Seventeen' by Ladytron on 6Music

They only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're no fun

I presume the amnesty is over.

[BlodwynPig]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNNNNNTTTT*keyboard vaporises

Back in the fold now, the ginger gimp.

[BlodwynPig]

Worse was hearing Nick Witchell reading that out in sombre tones.

[Goldentony]

Legend The Greek

[jobotic]

Johnson going through some of Phil's greatest racist hits in Parliament today. Lovely stuff. What a country!

Starmer will have to do actual Chinaman eyes now to get the red wall back.

[BlodwynPig]

Starmer will have to do actual Chinaman eyes now to get the red wall back.

No, that'll just get him a nod from a skinhead as he passes through the wrong part of town in his SUV

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bernard Manning 'the legend of banter'

Jim Davidson 'gaffe-prone'

Roy Chubby Brown 'eccentric elder statesman'

Jethro 'Scathing paedophile'

[Consignia]

Prince Harry says Phillip was "the legend of banter"

FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNNNNNTTTT*keyboard vaporises

I think they misquoted Harry. He actually described Phil as a "Bantasaurus Rex".

[Cold Meat Platter]

Adolf Hitler 'deliciously un-PC'

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Idi Amin 'forthright'

[steve98]

Giles Brandreth LIVE on The One Show tonight with another batch of top-quality Phil anecdotes. You don't wanna miss this it'll most likely be his final Phil-Tribute performance.

[Seedsy]

The football team I support in Scotland, in fucking Scotland who couldn't give a flying fuck about the Royal family (unless you are the staunchest of staunch rangers fan) have to play their match on Saturday at 11.45 in the morning. The team we are playing as it's the Scottish cup, are a part time club, the other end of the country who also have a game on the Thursday night.

[steve98]

Live NOW (And on great form 😂😂😂 )

[shiftwork2]

That's in bad taste.  How did he get Phil's head so quickly?  I suppose the flesh must have fallen easily from the bone.

[seepage]

Like covid, phil has now got a dedicated tab on BBC News, but there are still items about him on the main page.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I feel quite sorry for the poor devs who have had to ram through superficial, pointless changes on a Friday/over the weekend.

None of them will have been difficult but they were also pretty unnecessary and I imagine the people demanding them probably weren't exactly being patient.

[Cold Meat Platter]

The corspecam is amazing though.

[dr_christian_troy]

It's no age

[peanutbutter]

Have to say, after all the fuss over this guy I'm honestly kinda looking forward to the Queen's death, it's gonna be absolutely deranged, isn't it? Like Kim Il-sung's death or something