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People are fucking weird

Started by kalowski, April 09, 2021, 10:06:23 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: checkoutgirl on April 10, 2021, 12:11:20 PM
1. Elderly people have less time so it's more precious, get a move on.
2. Elderly people give less of a fuck about pleasantries etc as they have less time left.
3. Elderly people know how their life turned out and they might not be happy with it.
4. Elderly people have more ailments, aches, pains and knocks.
5. Being elderly isn't that great at the best of times.


Are you getting the picture? Is it sinking in?

Do you understand?

Further evidence for people being fucking weird

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: kalowski on April 09, 2021, 10:06:23 PM
Went for a walk today with my family and a friend and her two daughters. Near the end we were walking down a narrow path one of my friend's daughters, a 7 year old, was telling me the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. An elderly woman was stood near the end of the path and as we got to her I said, "Thank you," for waiting for us.
"You could have walked a bit faster," she grumbled. I couldn't fucking believe it. I could have mentioned my injured Achilles. I could have mentioned that I was with a little seven year old kid who was probably at top speed. I could have told her to fuck right off.
I didn't.
When she said "You could have walked a bit faster," in that miserable, entitled voice you often get in Hale and Altrincham I simply said, "We couldn't, actually, but thanks for waiting."
As I walked past she continued to moan at me.
I will put money on her being a Tory cunt.

Bloke in an audi tt once called me a Cunt for not crossing the road fast enough

Hale

Fambo Number Mive

I was walking past someone's driveway and they were about to turn in, they beeped me for not walking past their driveway fast enough even though they would only have to wait a few seconds.

If I hadn't lived round the corner I would have slowed down further and given them the finger.


checkoutgirl

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 10, 2021, 01:51:31 PM
Further evidence for people being fucking weird

Firm but fair. Well, floppy, but still fair.

Ferris

The phrase "you've had your chips now, you old bag!" appeared in my head fully-formed last week as I was having a shower.

Would have been a great one to use. Keep it for next time.

Tony Tony Tony

I lived in Hale for a while but moved out after someone shat on the bonnet of my car.

Probably a labour cunt. Where's Gillian McKeith when you need her?

Buelligan

Gillian McKeir, please.  Can't we behave like adults?

neveragain

Sounds like this old lady wants less Hale, more pace!