Scott Walker's BULLSEYE

[Goldentony]

INT. ITV YORKSHIRE STUDIOS

[TITLES]

SCOTT WALKER'S BULLSEYE
with
SCOTT WALKER

and
TONY GREEN

*FARMER IN THE CITY*

settle SPOTLIGHT on SCOTT WALKER above the audience in rafters for
MIN. 5 MIN PERFORMANCE until ADVERT BREAK

[TITLES - WELCOME BACK]
MUSIC *BLANK TAPE LOOP UNTIL END OF SHOW*

[keep lights low]
[LIGHTS LOW]

[SPOTLIGHT FOLLOWS - SCOTT WALKER]

Scott approaches TONY GREEN and after some
theatrical hesitation

SCOTT
Toneh......oh Tonrh...please...

DRUM ROLL

TONY
OUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST COUPLE TONIGHT

[stage blood falls from rafters off screen]

SCOTT
DER DEVILLLLLS DER RRRRFUCKKKKKINNNAHAHHHRHHGH FUCKERS