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Return of the Ron

Started by Marner and Me, April 11, 2021, 07:34:13 PM

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BlodwynPig

7 years to the day. Didn't hear about the third instalment though...changes everything.

Alberon

Marvellous! I can't believe he'd get away with a lie like that and then do it again. Allegedly, m'lud, of course.

Someone really needs to explain pornhub to this guy.

I wonder if they got banned from Sky after?

Fambo Number Mive

I didn't realise Ron used to drive lorries.

St_Eddie

Quote from: Ann, Wife of Wanking Ron"I was told I'd ordered more than £200 of films. I was in shock. I couldn't believe it was happening again. No-one else comes in here. There's obviously something wrong with the technology."

Denial is a hell of a drug.


JamesTC

QuoteDuring an exchange with an official at Virgin's Wythenshawe office, the pair say they 'reluctantly' agreed to have the 'on-demand' feature turned on again.


Video Game Fan 2000

His Sherlock Holmes expression looking at the bill makes me think he does this for all his masturbatory habits.

Agatha Christie's Who Tugged Off In The Lounge
Colin Dexter's The Sock That Was Glued To Floor
P D James's The Neighbour's Wife Who Screamed For No Reason

Butchers Blind

To run up one bill for adult films may be regarded as a misfortune; to run up two more looks like carelessness.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I still believe that it was Ann wanking off to jazz films, knowing that she could kick up a fuss about the bill and everyone would automatically suspect her stooge like husband.

Blue Jam


Sebastian Cobb

This article is from 2014?

Tony Tony Tony

I'm appalled. Virgin has an office in Whytenshawe?

touchingcloth

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 11, 2021, 10:31:30 PM
This article is from 2014?

Aye. It means Ron's at least 82 now. Or dead.

Butchers Blind


Tony Tony Tony

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 11, 2021, 10:31:30 PM
This article is from 2014?

In fairness the date is in v small text.

CaBbers have poor eyesight on account of the incessant wanking.

St_Eddie


Blumf


Video Game Fan 2000


Alberon

I did notice the date, but I wasn't aware of the next chapter in the Phantom Wanker story.

I did do a google search just now and if Ron and Ann had problems with their next service provider they didn't go to the press about them.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 11, 2021, 10:31:30 PM
This article is from 2014?

As i mentioned. 11 April too, so an ANNiversary of sorts

touchingcloth

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 11, 2021, 10:46:28 PM
As i mentioned. 11 April too, so an ANNiversary of sorts

The article is actually from April 11 2014, so today is seven years to the day since it was published.

touchingcloth


Tony Tony Tony

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 11, 2021, 10:56:00 PM
What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

Kleenex tissues... man sized.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 11, 2021, 10:54:04 PM
The article is actually from April 11 2014, so today is seven years to the day since it was published.

Never noticed that. However, incredibly the article is from April 11 2014, making it 7 years (yesterday) since the article was published!

Was there a CaB thread on this at the time...how did you miss this!?

idunnosomename

I remember talking about the video last year

Do reckon hes dead now. Of wanking shame.

JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 11, 2021, 08:03:00 PM
I didn't realise Ron used to drive lorries.

If only pay per view porn had been available in Sutcliffe's day...

El Unicornio, mang

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 12, 2021, 11:01:31 AM
I remember talking about the video last year

Do reckon hes dead now. Of wanking shame.

I'm imagining the shock when his wife returned from Lidl and discovered his body frozen in full flow, rictus grin with premium grot still playing on the TV.

"He died doing what he loved the most"

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 11, 2021, 08:03:00 PM
I didn't realise Ron used to drive lorries.

The amount of grot found in the hedges of laybys on the M60 went down 37% when he retired apparently.

Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 11, 2021, 10:31:30 PM
This article is from 2014?

Yeah I feel like I've missed something here.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 12, 2021, 02:23:31 PM
Yeah I feel like I've missed something here.

yeh, 7 years to the day! yesterday