Brazilian Jesus Willy-Waving Contest

[Blue Jam]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56710354

[Butchers Blind]

See they're going traditional with the long hair, beard and being a man. Lazy.

[JamesTC]

Our God is bigger than your God!
Our God is just in a different class!
Our God's bigger than your God!
Our God would whoop your God's ass!

[Ray Travez]

"honestly, it's that big"

[Blumf]

The real dick move is having their Jesus in exactly the same pose as Rio's. They should have him skipping across some water, or throwing a loaf of bread.

[Blue Jam]

What's that on his head? Is it an aerial so Jesus can receive signals from his dad? Or is it just a lightning conductor?

Same thing I guess.

[jobotic]

Should have been a Bolsanaro, made of lightweight fragile wood.

[Butchers Blind]

What's that on his head? Is it an aerial so Jesus can receive signals from his dad? Or is it just a lightning conductor?

It's a tuning fork.

[Blue Jam]

The real dick move is having their Jesus in exactly the same pose as Rio's

You always come in here giving it all that

[The Bumlord]

I like that there's a viewing platform in his tits.

[Pijlstaart]

I'm not a jesus fan, undisputedly the Poochie of the bible, but if you want a hundred-footer at that price point you're rummaging through the discount bin, lot of king leopolds, lot of ceausescus. £250,000 for a big jesus, can't say it isn't good value, there's people paying more for grim maisonettes in southend, they're in them right now, cramped, shitting on a plastic seat, for the same price you could shit from a full garderobe chiselled out the back of Jesus's thot cheeks, a giant shit-me-elmo but with your shit, 40 foot skids, terminal velocity, concussed brazilian fauna at the base. We could run off together, you and I, we would make it work.

[idunnosomename]

usually when you do a statue you do the bottom bits first

[Better Midlands]

Autobots, transform and roll out.

[Dex Sawash]

usually when you do a statue you do the bottom bits first

Nice solid armature

[Blumf]

Autobots, transform and roll out.

Looks more like a GoBot to me.

[markburgle]

What's that on his head? Is it an aerial so Jesus can receive signals from his dad? Or is it just a lightning conductor?

Same thing I guess.

Jesus being struck by lightning would be a helluva plot twist.

Seriously though have none of these people seen Indiana Jones? That thing is just the gaudy, bejewelled false grail of statues. Idiots

[Blue Jam]

Jesus being struck by lightning would be a helluva plot twist.

Already happened to the other one. Lopped his thumb off. Almost gave him stigmata:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-25791938

[PlanktonSideburns]

Looks more like a GoBot to me.

Looks like pez dispense

[TrenterPercenter]

seriously disappointed by this thread title and subsequent topic.


this is false advertising Blue Jam, I want my holy sausage fest!

[JesusAndYourBush]

Autobots, transform and roll out.

Ha, as I was scrolling down seeing that picture, I thought - Optimus Christ.

[Dr Trouser]

[El Unicornio, mang]