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[Replies From View]

can you replace your teeth with knuckles and if so have you

I haven't, because I have no need to.  But I have had people visit me asking to have their knuckles transplanted in place of their teeth, and I have performed that operation for them.  Not my favourite thing to do as it's purely cosmetic, but on occasion I have to go where the money is just to pay the bills.

[Mr Farenheit]

What do you mean what was it "about"?  You demanded holographic teeth instead of physical ones

I was being sarcastic!!

[Replies From View]

I was being sarcastic!!

Well I trust you learned your lesson?

[zomgmouse]

Have you replaced teeth with carpet?

[Scarlet Intangible]

I will never stop fighting for justice for 'The Pebbledashed Seven' and all other victims!!! You are lucky it is just me and a couple of outspokens so far, but I swear on God's giddy arse - this news will go global. A reckoning is coming, mister dentist. A reckoning so bulbous you'll wish you'd never been born.

[Mr Farenheit]

Well I trust you learned your lesson?

Not at all! More holographic teeth please!

[Replies From View]

Not at all! More holographic teeth please!

More than 100%?  Anyway you've yet to pay for the first set so I shouldn't even be speaking to you.

[Replies From View]

Have you replaced teeth with carpet?

One way or another way I endlessly replace teeth with carpet and carpet with teeth; who doesn't.

[Replies From View]

I will never stop fighting for justice for 'The Pebbledashed Seven' and all other victims!!! You are lucky it is just me and a couple of outspokens so far, but I swear on God's giddy arse - this news will go global. A reckoning is coming, mister dentist. A reckoning so bulbous you'll wish you'd never been born.

I can picture the headlines already:  patients get what they pay for then get uppity about it

[Poobum]

Can you sort my toe bones out? They are very much of a size and shape in the order of teeth. The nubby end bits of toe are just all over the place.

[Replies From View]

Can you sort my toe bones out? They are very much of a size and shape in the order of teeth. The nubby end bits of toe are just all over the place.

If your GP can scribe a letter redefining them as teeth, I'll be able to get started on them.

[Glebe]

The Irish word for teeth is 'fiacla'. I wonder if you could come over to Dublin and repair me fiaclas please.

[Replies From View]

The Irish word for teeth is 'fiacla'. I wonder if you could come over to Dublin and repair me fiaclas please.

My clinic is not a travelling clinic sir.  You will need to bring yourself to me at your own expense, even if you call your teeth fiaclas.

[Glebe]

My clinic is not a travelling clinic sir.  You will need to bring yourself to me at your own expense, even if you call your teeth fiaclas.

But what about me fiaclas? Come on mate, break the travel restrictions!

[Replies From View]

But what about me fiaclas? Come on mate, break the travel restrictions!

Incidentally, check out the entitlement I have to ensure every day

[Glebe]

Incidentally, check out the entitlement I have to ensure every day

Drive to Holyhead and get the ferry over. I'll even pay your travel expenses.

[Replies From View]

Drive to Holyhead and get the ferry over. I'll even pay your travel expenses.

Find a more local dentist

[shiftwork2]

Do you offer a mail-in dental service?  I cannot be bothered to go to the distinguished dentist and as it's not like you're interested in fixing my shins can I just post my teeth?

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Do you offer a mail-in dental service?  I cannot be bothered to go to the distinguished dentist and as it's not like you're interested in fixing my shins can I just post my teeth?

will you put them in a medical grade zip lock bag so I don't have to get germs by touching them

[shiftwork2]

Ha, after a year of Seasonal Hot Italian Virus Disease (SHItViD) I think I know what I'm doing germ-wise thank you.

So canna post you me teeth

[Replies From View]

So canna post you me teeth

Are you asking me if you can, or telling me you can't?

[Glebe]

Find a more local dentist

We don't have dentists in Ireland.

[Replies From View]

We don't have dentists in Ireland.

Where do you keep them then?

[Glebe]

Where do you keep them then?

We fix our ficalas ourselves, so we do.

[Replies From View]

We fix our ficalas ourselves, so we do.

just do that then



cheers and thanks for staying local

[Glebe]

Not good enough. I await your visit with hope.

[zomgmouse]

who's your favourite dentist

who's your second-favourite dentist

who's your least favourite dentist

who's your second-least favourite dentist

and why

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This isn't going to make much sense to you, because the people I use as dentists are "dentists' dentists".  They are out of bounds to everyone else and I doubt you'll even know their names.  But here they are; a candid candidacy of gums and teeth:

Favourite dentist: 

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Second-favourite dentist: 

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Least-favourite dentist: 

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and, last but not least, my second-least favourite dentist: 

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because

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[Glebe]

I imagine you're posting on your phone on a boat on the Irish Sea now, Replies! Can't wait for you to examine my fiaclas!

[Replies From View]

I imagine you're posting on your phone on a boat on the Irish Sea now, Replies! Can't wait for you to examine my fiaclas!

Sir, I am a distinguished dentist.