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Uzi 9 millimetre

Started by touchingcloth, April 13, 2021, 11:17:21 PM

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touchingcloth

Do they come in bigger sizes? This one keeps falling out of holes in my pockets.

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On dragons den there was a cocktail umbrella for uzi 9 millimetres; it worked well as I recall.

touchingcloth

I don't have the cocktail sort, mine's neat. Do you think it would still work?

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It needs to be the cocktail kind of umbrella yes.  It needs to rib on the way down, like those urethra barbs

touchingcloth

I understand it's a cocktail kind of umbrella, but my uzi 9 millimetres isn't a cocktail uzi 9 millimetres, it's plain. Will the umbrella work for this?

batwings

Uzis are typically chambered in 9×19mm Parabellum but you can get them in .45 ACP, although with a reduced magazine capacity.



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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 14, 2021, 11:06:32 AM
I understand it's a cocktail kind of umbrella, but my uzi 9 millimetres isn't a cocktail uzi 9 millimetres, it's plain. Will the umbrella work for this?

Hello it needs to be a cocktail umbrella or it won't work.


Quote from: batwings on April 14, 2021, 11:24:34 AM
Uzis are typically chambered in 9×19mm Parabellum but you can get them in .45 ACP, although with a reduced magazine capacity.

You mean parasol, not parabellum, and no it needs to be a cocktail umbrella as previously stipulated.



I'm only trying to save you guys time and money.  Order the wrong thing online if you want; you will only go on to regret it as usual.

touchingcloth

Quote from: batwings on April 14, 2021, 11:24:34 AM
Uzis are typically chambered in 9×19mm Parabellum but you can get them in .45 ACP, although with a reduced magazine capacity.

Uzi 19 millimetres doesn't sound much bigger. I just want something where I'm able to whip it out, slap it down on the table and have people think "that's big".

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Millimetres are small.  Maybe you should try something with centimetres.

touchingcloth

Good point. Can anyone help me with anything larger than this uzi 0.9 centimetres?

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Super Soakers are still available, I think.

seepage

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 14, 2021, 07:12:18 PM
Good point. Can anyone help me with anything larger than this uzi 0.9 centimetres?

As batwings said, there's a .45 ACP variant, which is 1.143 centimetres. I think Aldi had new stock in today.

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Hmm, I see touchingcloth as more of your waitrose kind of guy.  Any idea of what waitrose have in stock?  I'm sure he wouldn't mind travelling to a further-away waitrose if needed.

touchingcloth

Waitrose have Essential Uzi 9 Millimetres Non-Pareil. None of the sizes suggested so far sound suitable, sorry guys I've just got big, manly hands.

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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 14, 2021, 08:28:03 PM
Waitrose have Essential Uzi 9 Millimetres Non-Pareil.

Alright but what if you venture beyond your comfort zone of the laundry washing section

batwings

You can get a Mini and Micro Uzi, both also 9mm.

touchingcloth

Guys. I just need a mega uzi. Can you point me to some reputable sellers?

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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 14, 2021, 10:14:27 PM
Guys. I just need a mega uzi. Can you point me to some reputable sellers?

You mean USB?  You are looking for a Dixons?


Have you tried Dock Green?

touchingcloth

No uzi just want a bigger uzi why am I not understood?

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You are getting much fainter

Brian Freeze

If you shave your hands it will look bigger.

Or so I have been told.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Brian Freeze on April 15, 2021, 07:15:00 AM
If you shave your hands it will look bigger.

Or so I have been told.

I have shaved my hands off but I can't hold it at all now. Please advise.

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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 15, 2021, 01:28:58 PM
I have shaved my hands off but I can't hold it at all now. Please advise.

Use voice to text software like you must be using now