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john in space

Started by Goldentony, April 14, 2021, 02:36:07 AM

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Goldentony

cold here, really....really cold, not much going on

zomgmouse

I'm tumbling through the void. Tumble tumble. Not bad I guess

Fambo Number Mive

"This is my five year mission, to boldly go where no John has gone before. Not really arsed about it. Got my sandwiches."

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"Forgot my Thermos though.  At this time of the morning I would standardly be embibing a cafetière's worth of scalding grounds."

Fambo Number Mive

John is the first person to visit the Bajorian homeworld.

"How was Bajor John?"

"Alright, toilets not up to much."

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He is a harsh critic.  Why does he always need toilets to be flooding up to armpit level?

Goldentony

no parking on the moon here, no stewards?? really disappointin, kids crying an all sorts

Goldentony

DISMAL MOON GROTTO WONDERLAND LEAVES FAMILIES STRANDED AND DISAPPOINTED

frajer

Ice cream all hard in a bag and not even cold. Wife in shuttle all day (night?) with airlock rolled up.  3/10

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you...

ARRRGH NO FUCK NO ABSOLUTELY FUCK NO GET OFF

Fambo Number Mive

"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Or don't, I'm not really bothered"

frajer

DJ just played Daisy Daisy on a deteriorating loop. Explorer pod shoved my brother into space after he threatened to unplug him.  3/10

Shoulders?-Stomach!

JOHN NOOOO DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT JOHN

JOHHHHHHNNNNN

oh wait im john aren't i

NOOOOO FK AM I DOING AAAAHHHH

Fambo Number Mive

"Captain, would you like us to go to red alert?"

"Dunno, do what you think best, Number One."

"John, could I have a word in your ready room?"

Glebe

Is this John Hurt?! Because I wouldn't eat that spag bol - AHAHAHAHAHA!

Goldentony

FORMULE1 MOTEL

CHEAP ROOMS

NO VACANCY

see I told you didn't I, should have fucking rung, fuck me, hheyyahehhhaaaaarghh...

fucking space, me fucking arse space, fuck off

zomgmouse

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 14, 2021, 09:17:22 AM
John is the first person to visit the Bajorian homeworld.

"How was Bajor John?"

"Alright, toilets not up to much."

"ground control to bajor john"
"yeah wodgerwant"
"you alright lad"
"yeah alright"
"right"

Fambo Number Mive

John gets four hours in the holosuite and just recreates his own quarters but with plumper cushions.

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Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 16, 2021, 06:24:52 PM
John gets four hours in the holosuite and just recreates his own quarters but with plumper cushions.

Can he physically touch the cushions?

Goldentony

impossible, budget holosuite

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Goldentony

rice pudding quid though hey

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does he have rice pudding in there?