The Biggest Cunt In The World

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

To the tune of:
https://youtu.be/5WnATZLcXuA

Masked and dressed in black
You fucked it all on bitcoin
Carrying the bag - filled with crap
You're the biggest cunt in the world

Digestion is lax
Sphincter complacent
Adjacent to the goblin tinned hamburgers
Is the biggest cunt in the world

Watch your legend grow
Among the Armley terrace racists
You fart and then return to Doncaster
The biggest cunt in the world

Down below, down below
What do any of those snowflakes know?
Down below, down below
What do any of those students know?
Even so, even so,
Be a Brave Hero and let it go
Even so, even so,
Be a Nonce Hunter and let it go
You're the biggest cunt in the world

Sirens moan and drone and groan
South Yorks police can't catch you
Just like the Asian paedos (so I was told)
You're the biggest cunt in the world

Down below, down below
What do any of those wokebros know?
Down below, down below
What do any of those Marxists know?
Even so, even so,
Be a Legend and let it go
Even so, even so,
Be a Banter King and let it go
You're the biggest cunt in the world

You stole your son a cat
We hope to fuck you'll die soon
Coming out in hives at your ex-wives
You're the biggest cunt in the world

Watch your legend grow
Watch your legend grow
Watch your legend grow
You're the biggest cunt in the world

[BlodwynPig]

I know I had a pop at you, but this is a bit much.

[shiftwork2]

Sequel to 1970s Digby movie 'quite edgy'.