Your Crazy Kids!!!!

[madhair60]

What have your CRAZY KIDS got up to?? What Wacky and Crazy Mishaps Have they Gotten Into? Have they said any Hilarious Or Ribald Things In Their Innocence? Maybe they sent some Mad Text Messages !? You Can't Live With 'Em, But You Can't Live Without 'Em! They're A Nightmare But I Wouldn't Change A Thing!!! Crazy kids!!!!

[bgmnts]

I don't have children.

[Butchers Blind]

I don't have children.

Have you tried the local parks?

[imitationleather]

My kids keep ringing 111 and saying I'm in cahoots with the policeman involved in that Sarah Everard business.

[Norton Canes]

Tattooed a bee

[bgmnts]

Have you tried the local parks?

Nah, thats just a bit of fun.

[madhair60]

I don't have children.

get the fuck out of the thread then, I D I O T

[idunnosomename]

Children are foul pustulant polyps and I avoid them at all costs.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

imagine an hilarious post wherein I describe my child's strange idiosyncratic habits but surprise it's actually my dog HAHA

[pancreas]

Nasty little shitting disease vectors. Waste of carbon.

[kittens]

my friends had a baby and now spend every day of their lifes looking at the baby and sniffing its shits. no baby for me - i am just a baby myself!!

[idunnosomename]

if they feed the baby it should grow

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

My children got involved in uncovering Willie Thorne's alien tech.

[madhair60]

My children got involved in uncovering Willie

beast

[frajer]

My brother's made me into an Uncle without even checking what I had on. Arrogant.

[Magnum Valentino]

my friends had a baby and now spend every day of their lifes looking at the baby and sniffing its shits. no baby for me - i am just a baby myself!!

Our wee girl did a shit yesterday that leaked out into the chair she was sitting in, through a few layers of baby clothes, and yet her nappy was completely clean and bone dry when I was cleaning up. I am still amazed at the impossible physics of this. Like the shit just went the wrong direction and didn't touch the fibers of the first piece of clothing it came into contact with, but stained the next two layers and a chair.

[kittens]

^ the above is every conversation with a parent. 'my baby done a shit, it stank of shit'. we used to talk about MY shits. what happend

[Ferris]

^ the above is every conversation with a parent. 'my baby done a shit, it stank of shit'. we used to talk about MY shits. what happend

Babies do funnier shits and at a greater frequency.

You have been replaced, old man.

[kittens]

My shits are hilarious

[Fambo Number Mive]

Pets are more fun than children. I don't want to offend any CAB parents but I can never imagining wanting to have children, I just don't understand why anyone would want to, so much expense and effort and being a parent seems really difficult. I know it's someone to look after you when you are old (if you still get on with them) but still.

When there are so many pets in rescue centres waiting to be adopted, I just don't get it. Of course pets take a lot of expense and effort to look after as well but I think the payoff is much greater.