Bernie’s Made-off

[Ferris]

Ponzi crook dead.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/14/business/bernie-madoff-dead.html

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Ponzi been bad

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not as good as a classic British stabbing but nevertheless a mirth filled event for all to enjoy.

[bgmnts]

I wonder how many people are going to die now?

[idunnosomename]

I can't believe another person has died. It's almost getting a bit samey now. Person lives, person is a cunt, person dies, CaB has a good old laugh about it.

[kittens]

A man Has died. show some respect

[Retinend]

On the one hand, he was rich, but on the other hand, he destroyed the lives of other rich people by annihilating all their wealth in a ponzi scheme. I am morally torn about whether I should dance on his grave.

[Ferris]

He stitched those greedy rich people up in a hilariously predictable way though, so that's got to be in his favour.

Hello Bernard, why is your eldest son the compliance officer for your firm and all your accounts are handled by a one-man store front in New Jersey.

Actually never mind, here's 500 million quid.

[DrGreggles]

Madoff nicked Kevin Bacon's money which has led to years of those bloody awful EE ads.

Delighted he's dead.

[JamesTC]

Sad news. He only had 138 years left on his sentence.

[Dex Sawash]

Was just up Butner[nb]steady[/nb] on the weekend to visit Bernie recon some kayak launch sites. Wondered if he was deid yet.

[kittens]

bernie 'may doff' his cap when he gets to Heaven and meets Almighty God

[idunnosomename]

No age

[Captain Z]

bernie 'may doff' his cap when he gets to Heaven and meets Almighty God

I reckon he will Bernie Inn Hell.

[idunnosomename]

even this cunt doesn't deserve to spend eternity in a Bernie Inn.

[mothman]

A man Has died. show some respect

He was the (rich) people's conman.

[Butchers Blind]

I wish him well.

[BlodwynPig]

He wasnt even the tip of the iceberg

[BlodwynPig]

Starmer just posted a glowing eulogy to"the people's financier"

[shiftwork2]

Giant Ponzi scheme.

[BlodwynPig]

Whatever happened to ponzi schemes, dont see them these days

[DrGreggles]

Ponzi been bad

Still the best one in Happy Days though.

[touchingcloth]

Two solid punning death thread titles on the front page right now. Here's hoping we get a suitable third soon.

[Dex Sawash]

David CameRON[nb]dead, like RON[/nb]

[mothman]

Ironically enough, he'd hoped to be buried in a pyramid.

[Blue Jam]

Bernie Madoff this mortal coil

[Ferris]

Two solid punning death thread titles on the front page right now. Here's hoping we get a suitable third soon.

"Bernie's Send-Off" would have been better but too late now isn't it.