shiftwork2 is in the process of buying some trousers with a cut-out arse section

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Lovely circular hole revealing his buttock cheeks, except he insists that he will always be wearing his underpants at the same time.  This is what he is threatening to do.  Special batman logo underpants which "are not associated with the actual Tim Burton film because I am so cheap" (his own actual words).

Really what is the point in investing in these if you're going to reveal a circle of underpants instead of your bare buttock cheeks??

[shiftwork2]

Need bum out.  Bought them off a fella at Beaconsfield services who was in fact your Father.

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Need bum out.

I wholeheartedly agree, but with your underpants still on how are you fulfilling the promise?

[shiftwork2]

Well I pack the bat pants up the crease of my arse when I want buttocks on display.  I took advice from a fella wearing similar on the Oxford Tube bus who was in fact your Father.

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who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

yes I know all that, I know all that




do you have GPS that kicks in when the underpants are tucked?  some people will be wanting to geo-locate you when your buttocks are in their fullest bloom

[shiftwork2]

After pelvic floor exercises I can clench a Tile which can be found on the Find My app.  Got this life hack from a fella sat in 'spoons on his own reading the Racing Post who was in fact your Father.

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Ok and you clench this Tile the entire time your buttocks are visible?

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shiftwork2 is in the process of buying some trousers with a cut-out arse section