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Anyone fancy some delicious Quaker Crunch Flakes?

Started by Glebe, April 15, 2021, 06:27:09 PM

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Glebe

Anyone fancy some delicious Quaker Crunch Flakes? Crisp, golden wheats drenched in gone-off honey and drowned in cold, sour milk! S'go on... treat y'self to a bowl of them crisp nuts today!

WARNING: The Food Standards Authority strongly advising people against eating Crunch Flakes as they are potentially lethal.

An tSaoi



Glebe


The Dog

Sounds pretty tasty, but I want to see what Popman is offering before I commit to anything.

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Do they still do those wholewheat shrieking banshee things?

Glebe

I'd appreciate it if people stopped trolling this thread with inane comments. This is serious business, the Quaker Crunch Flakes product.

wosl

That famous Quake crunch - cleans as it sates as it invigorates

wosl


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A perfect accompaniment to a long mid-summer hike, Quaker Crunch Flakes are so thirst-quenching that you won't need to take any water or fluids with you!!



SAVE SPACE in your hiking rucksack this summer with...... CRUNCH FLAKES FROM QUAKER

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Glebe

We use only the finest cows in creating the milk that goes into each oating slice!

Chollis


Chollis

i mean they are delicious but it's just unexpected

Glebe

Quote from: Chollis on April 16, 2021, 03:38:29 PMi mean they are delicious but it's just unexpected

Slick and creamy like some melted chaff!

wosl

Lightly-sewn crunch, encased in a pillow of crisp, asphyxiated in nice cold drench


idunnosomename

Sorry i am just a skellington and they will just make a mess on the floor

Glebe

TESCO ANNOUNCE URGENT RECALL:

All Quaker Crunch Flakes with the best before date 20/5/22 have been taken off shelves due to some large shards of metal found inside them. If you have purchased a packet with this date, please do not eat the large shards of metal inside them.

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excuse me these have glass on each piece.  not exactly the "crunch" I was expecting!!

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(these are all different people by the way)


excuse me this one had all shards up against them



(that one was more of an elderly woman's voice)

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excuse me this is somewhat of an outrage; I am encountering endless shards

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excuse me what is the meaning of these shards?  my newborn baby is dying now

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help me please somebody we are finding so many shards and they have gone in our stomachs and now we are bleeding

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excuse me but could you please help us we are all dying

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excuse me who is the owner of this company we will avenge him or her on our deathbeds

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excuse me I have found a shard should I eat it argh dead

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I agree with that person who suggested avenging just earlier

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so do I it sounds like the best way to expend our final breaths